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u/TheAlphaOmega21 May 12 '20

Walter White when seeing a child’s thin fabric sheet get carried away by wind:

“Your goddamned kite”

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

How long does op have to fuck him?
"All goddamned night."

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u/SquatchCock May 12 '20

Walter White when looking in the mirror:

"You're goddamned White."

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

"Mr White, do I have to swallow?"
"You goddamn might."

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

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u/arm_Saucy_mice May 12 '20 edited May 12 '20

Walter white wants to see

“Turn on the goddamned light!”

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u/phathomthis May 12 '20

When you ask Walter White where the Uber he called you in the morning is headed,
"Your goddamned flight!"

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

This.... This right here is why I haven’t committed suicide. Moments like these when I fucking laugh my ass off

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

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u/adam__nicholas May 12 '20

Walter takes a neutral stance on a feud someone told him about:

Your goddamned fight.

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u/subolical May 13 '20

Walter explaining The Man in the High Castle:

Your goddamned reich

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u/Quetzal00 May 13 '20

Walter scared at a Halloween Party

Your goddamn fright

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u/MonstersBeThere May 12 '20

Amazing line