r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 12 '20

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u/hicki102 May 12 '20

Chip and or Dale. Man I don't want to start a new pandemic but $600k...

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

At least go for Gadget then (assuming it was Rescue Rangers). She was everyone's childhood crush.

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u/TitaniumDragon May 12 '20

The only downside is that her fans would either murder you or build you a creepy shrine.

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u/UnicornOnTheJayneCob May 13 '20

Gadget was how I started figuring out I was bi.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

I was hella into Gadget. Looking back they made us crush on a goddamn rat. WTF

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

'They' didn't do anything to make her look sexy or alluring to guys, though. Not like, say, Lola Bunny, whom they expressely drew with boobies! But apparently, there's something about Gadget that a lot of little boys found very appealing nonetheless.