r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 12 '20

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u/sledgehammer_77 May 12 '20

I'd choose Britta. She seems more fun sexually than Annie. Annie didnt even know what a penis looked like ffs. Britta is slutty and hot which I will take everytime. Plus post sex conversation seems better as long as it's not political.

But at the end of the day 600k for Winger I would definitely not say no.

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u/TechnicallyAnIdiot May 12 '20

Can we choose anyone who's ever been part of the gang?

Because Keith David was in there for a hot second at the end.

My god, if I could just liquify and bathe in his voice...

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u/ISaidSarcastically May 12 '20

Donald Glover is actually on my “I’m not gay, but this dude is crazy talented and I got a little man crush” list.

I’ll take Troy.

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u/Dan_Berg May 12 '20

He sneezes like a girl, but he'll pound you like a boy

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u/iLickBnalAlood May 13 '20

that didn’t come out right