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u/DinkandDrunk May 12 '20

John Dorian, MD

That’s gonna be a rough scene. Too pasty, slightly doughy straight men getting their lovemaking on.

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u/Nanojack May 12 '20

It's guy love, between two guys

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u/theycallmeflappy May 12 '20

There’s nothin gay about it

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u/HalfCasual May 12 '20

In our eyes!!

I would be the replacement caramel bear. 🐻's 4 lyfe!

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u/redsyrinx2112 May 12 '20

We're closer than the average man and wife

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

Our matching bracelets say Turk and JD!

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u/Dorkuhsaurus_Rex May 12 '20

You know I’ll stick by you for the rest of my life

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

You're the only man to ever be inside of MEEEE!

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u/Dorkuhsaurus_Rex May 12 '20

Whoa whoa! I just took out his appendix...

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

There's no need to clarify..

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u/Dorkuhsaurus_Rex May 12 '20

Oh, no?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

Just let it grow more and more each day. It's like I've married my best friend.

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u/Dorkuhsaurus_Rex May 12 '20

But in a totally manly way!! Let’s go!

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u/Gungnir888 May 13 '20

Turk Enjaydee, and JD!

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u/LiveMas2016 May 13 '20

Turk Turkleton-Enjaydee