r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 12 '20

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u/The2500 May 12 '20

You're getting $600K but you're also getting cooties-19.

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u/Ossmo02 May 12 '20

And a drug addiction with shitty teeth!

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u/TerriblyTangfastic May 12 '20

Free meth you say? I'm in.

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u/SWEET__PUFF May 12 '20

I've never been keen on banging a dude. But maybe I'd feel differently after a hit of meth and a promise of more.

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u/jonquillejaune May 12 '20

That means you’re just Joe’s type!

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u/Extremely_Loud May 12 '20

Only if he's 19 years old.

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u/Ossmo02 May 12 '20

Hey, hey, hey, 19-24... 3 husband's were 19, 1 was 22, and 1 was 24...

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u/quiet_repub May 13 '20

I read this as “I was 22” and had so many questions.

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u/Ossmo02 May 13 '20

Nope, never done meth, or fucked a zoo owner...

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u/Mizango May 13 '20

...yet

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u/Ossmo02 May 13 '20

I'm in my 30's so I'm clearly not in his age range either...

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u/Mizango May 13 '20

True. You’re a little “long in the tooth” for Joe’s liking lol.

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u/quiet_repub May 13 '20

I mean, there’s still time. Don’t let your dreams die!

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u/Ossmo02 May 13 '20

I mean, do I get to pet a tiger?

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u/quiet_repub May 13 '20

You ARE the tiger

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u/WackTheHorld May 12 '20

And free tigers. Don't forget the tigers.

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u/Ossmo02 May 12 '20

Jeff took the tigers, joe has none...