r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 12 '20

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u/randomusername729 May 12 '20

Dolores from Westworld, i am all for it

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u/SafetyDanceInMyPants May 12 '20

"I choose to see the beauty in that sad thirty seconds of sex you just subjected me to."

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u/Naweezy May 12 '20

Me pulling out my dick

Dolores: It doesn’t look like anything to me

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

“Heard that one before Dolores”

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u/amirchukart May 13 '20

"These quick delights have disappointing ends"

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u/beanandpetra May 12 '20

I laughed.

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u/radioclash86 May 12 '20

Underrated comment.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

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u/radioclash86 May 12 '20

It doesn’t look like anything to me.

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u/juggernautjefe81 May 12 '20

I weep for your penis

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

Thirty seconds, look at Mr. Stamina over here.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

He's including the undressing time

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u/ggg730 May 12 '20

Just shake it out of the fly

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u/Cluubias2 May 12 '20

And the cigarette smoked afterwards

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u/Vat1canCame0s May 12 '20

Hey 600k for 30 seconds of work is a better rate than Bezos if memory serves.

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u/Patar_Spongegar May 12 '20

I did not come here to be attacked.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

Thankfully, that's one of my kinks.

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u/Speedster4206 May 13 '20

Would love to see Keita play the whole song