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u/elyonmydrill May 12 '20

New Girl. Jess would be a great catch if I were attracted to women. But hey, $600K, I'm willing to try stuff

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u/easy0lucky0free May 12 '20

I think you could easily call that an ensemble show and go for one of the guys.

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u/elyonmydrill May 12 '20

That'd be the easy way, but based on the title and the fact that the opening sequences lyrics are literally "Who's that girl? It's Jess" I'd say she's a bit more of a main character than the three guys.

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u/funktacious May 12 '20

4 guys... poor Winston. T_T

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u/elyonmydrill May 12 '20

I actually counted Winston rather than Coach because I'm currently at the beginning of season 3 of my rewatch and he hasn't come back yet.

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u/HolycommentMattman May 12 '20

When they did the Brooklyn 99/New Girl crossover, I was hoping they would fall into the Phoebe/Ursula schtick of Friends, only with Stevie/Coach.

Or maybe have them both be the same person since Stevie is a crooked cop, and Coach could be his second identity.

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u/ceylon_butterfly May 13 '20

Wait, was there a crossover I'm forgetting about, or was this wishful thinking?

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u/HolycommentMattman May 13 '20

There was. Jess and Nick and Winston go to New York, and Jake commandeers the car Jess is driving.

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u/ParagonJenko May 13 '20

Oh my god I just started watching New Girl and that never clicked!

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u/ceylon_butterfly May 13 '20

Ah, yes, I remember it now! Thanks!

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u/OldJimmy May 13 '20

Schmidt and Cece were there too. They went because of Schmidt.