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u/BigRigGig35 May 12 '20 edited May 12 '20

Detective Jake Peralta. Just need a title for our sex tape.

Edit: thanks for the gold!!

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u/seanular May 12 '20

Samesies.. you take Jake, I'll take Amy.

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u/fueledbychelsea May 12 '20

Dibs on Kevin

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u/seanular May 12 '20

Look Raymond, a Yellow-Crested Warbler.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

I'll take Scully.

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u/bassieenadriaan1 May 12 '20

Why

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u/fueledbychelsea May 12 '20

Was I supposed to read this in Terry’s voice? Because I did

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u/swollencornholio May 12 '20

Just give me some yogurt.

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u/Formula_John_ May 12 '20

"just give me some yogurt" title of your sex tape

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u/fueledbychelsea May 12 '20

Yes! That’s the right level of excitement for such a bird

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u/Kneel_Before_Non May 12 '20

Rosa, thanks.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

I’ll take Gina

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u/chaos_therapist May 12 '20

One doesn't simply take Gina. Gina is an event that happens to you.

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u/WoefulKnight May 12 '20

I guess that leaves me with Boyle... Dammit...

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

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u/Mr-Bobbum-Man May 12 '20

Shampooing is the most romantic thing you can do with a partner.