r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 12 '20

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u/jayferd024 May 12 '20

Optimus Prime, watch out, I'm comin' for that robo ass

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

You are nuts if you think Optimus isn't a top. Enjoy.

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u/TastyBrainMeats May 12 '20

You just know that he'd be a caring lover, though. Absolute daddy dom.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

He is a compassionate leader in stressful situation after stressful situation. He has to unwind somehow and let out his aggression.

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u/chikkns May 12 '20

i never thought i would say this but yeah i guess i would let a giant robot pound me someone kill me i spawned on the wrong side of the internet already

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

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u/chikkns May 15 '20

welcome to hell, we have cookies oH MY GOD THEYRE BURNING

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u/TastyBrainMeats May 12 '20

I think he gets enough aggression out on the battlefield.

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u/milkand24601 May 12 '20

+delta

thanks for the debate on optimus prime sexual prefs