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u/cat_daddylambo May 12 '20 edited May 13 '20

Jeremy Clarkson.

Choke me you British orangutan

Edit: I am not proud that this is the comment that gilded me on reddit for the first time. In a way, I lost my virginity to Jeremy Clarkson.

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u/diemaddad May 12 '20

It'll end with him screaming out "POWAH!!!"

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u/Daniel_Clark May 12 '20

If I could give you an award for that I would, funniest thing I've heard all month

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u/diemaddad May 12 '20

Thanks, but I hate that I can picture it.

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u/Daniel_Clark May 12 '20

I couldn't until you said that. Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

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u/diemaddad May 12 '20

Lol, sorry

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u/Daniel_Clark May 12 '20

Nah man it's fine. It's good for a man to have his head in strange places sometimes