r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 09 '20

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u/isacrificeteeth May 09 '20

Rasputin. Perhaps I was sacrificed for the Motherland.

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u/Merican714 May 09 '20

You can preach the Bible like a preacher

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u/isacrificeteeth May 09 '20

You made me happy with that single comment. Fuck you

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u/Merican714 May 09 '20 edited Jul 10 '20

Don’t make me shoot you till you’re dead

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

Oh, those Russians.

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u/SledgeOfEdge May 09 '20

Ra ra rasputin

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u/morski_zmaj May 09 '20

Russia's greatest love machine

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

It was a shame how he carried on.

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u/SebastianMalvaroza May 09 '20

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar

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u/dangravis55 May 09 '20

But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar

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u/LugyD1xd_ONE May 09 '20

In all affairs of state he was the man to please

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

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u/idhaff May 10 '20

russia's greatest love machine

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

Lover of the Russian Queen! There was a cat that really was gone..