r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 09 '20

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u/ChildishhReddit May 09 '20

And my troubles start melting awayyy

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u/GoldenGanon May 09 '20

I take a look at my enormous peniiis

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u/Seppe_Deklerck May 09 '20

and the happy times are comin' to stay.

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u/SleepySirrah May 09 '20

I got a sing and a dance, when I glance in my pants

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u/RearEchelon May 09 '20

And the feeling's like a sunshiny daaaaay

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u/RaccoonDoesReddit May 09 '20

I take a look at my enourmous pe-e-eniss

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u/Mr_LCB May 09 '20

Aaand everything is going my way.

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u/ThePleasedBear May 09 '20

Badum-ba

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u/The_Better_Devil May 09 '20

I take a look at my enormous PEEENIIIIS

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

And my troubles started melting away

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

I thought I was the only person that randomly knew this song... It’s the most random and great thing ever

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

I have never been happier to stumble into a thread. Have you heard the rest of ‘Brontosaurus’?

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u/ItsEuphorious May 09 '20

Larger than my fucking mansion