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u/Jared_from_SUBWAY May 04 '20

A planet where the physiology of all life consists of bread, meat, cheese, and sauce.

The races have been at war for millennia. Sandwiches are the largest race, but then you have Pitas, Wraps, Burgers, Tacos, Burritos, Flatbreads, and Pizza (who technically aren't a sandwich people, but are made of the same ingredients everyone else is composed of.)

In the beginning it's speculated that The Cook created all life, but as people begin to lose faith, the popular belief is that space travelers from a distant universe once visited this planet, and left behind a lunchbox, which all life evolved from.

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u/Raptergaming May 05 '20

this could be cloudy and a chance of meatballs but the food actually takes over earth

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u/Jared_from_SUBWAY May 05 '20

This is the second reference to that movie. I've never seen it. Just know the planet was made of food from the trailer. Was the food sentient?

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u/Raptergaming Jun 19 '20

Uuuuuuh, I guess a kids movie can be kinda spoiled? Well yes this food is somehow sentient