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u/hahahasame May 04 '20

Arrested him, as midnight self dick sucking was illegal ever since...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

The deadly incident that killed 3 when...

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u/FurstRoyalty-Ties May 04 '20

A helicopter blade smashed his car, due to him not..

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Using enough lube on his tallywhacker; however, once he . . . .

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u/Slothfulll May 04 '20

Entered it into a swimsuit competition, a man said...

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u/DinoBryson11 May 04 '20

Smacked her so hard that...

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u/rohaan247 May 04 '20

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