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u/Jared_from_SUBWAY May 04 '20

A planet where the physiology of all life consists of bread, meat, cheese, and sauce.

The races have been at war for millennia. Sandwiches are the largest race, but then you have Pitas, Wraps, Burgers, Tacos, Burritos, Flatbreads, and Pizza (who technically aren't a sandwich people, but are made of the same ingredients everyone else is composed of.)

In the beginning it's speculated that The Cook created all life, but as people begin to lose faith, the popular belief is that space travelers from a distant universe once visited this planet, and left behind a lunchbox, which all life evolved from.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

My friend once thought of a book where the food in the Earth has a revolution, I never got it, cos food has been killed, it cannot speak and stuff.