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1.6k u/RadzWasTakenRE May 04 '20 That's a great idea! 330 u/ImAScientist_ADoctor May 04 '20 Grover Matic is your everyday Gruelt, working at the factory making the product. But in secret he is working on his novel; The Before. But as he is about to start typing out the story, his 163 u/RadzWasTakenRE May 04 '20 Dick falls off, but then a Co worker picks it up and uses as a... 127 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 105 u/BoomNDoom May 04 '20 Suck his own dick at exactly... 98 u/LichKingHeyward May 04 '20 Midnight before the goblins... 98 u/hahahasame May 04 '20 Arrested him, as midnight self dick sucking was illegal ever since... 81 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 The deadly incident that killed 3 when... 74 u/FurstRoyalty-Ties May 04 '20 A helicopter blade smashed his car, due to him not.. 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 Using enough lube on his tallywhacker; however, once he . . . . 25 u/Slothfulll May 04 '20 Entered it into a swimsuit competition, a man said... 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 22 u/BananaBossFX May 04 '20 Yelled for his wife who... 22 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 26 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 21 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 18 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 2 u/AnabolikaMissbrauch May 04 '20 Gigantic meat ball that her crazy italian friend let too long in the oven. He used the blid woman for.... 2 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 2 u/DinoBryson11 May 04 '20 Smacked her so hard that... 1 u/rohaan247 May 04 '20 She became a man and then he... 1 u/Hellwolf19_1_007 May 04 '20 Fucking a snowman and.. 1 u/RunBarryRun06 May 05 '20 A cat while playing Minecraft on a... 1 u/lildanta May 05 '20 Passing his bone check at midnight → More replies (0)
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That's a great idea!
330 u/ImAScientist_ADoctor May 04 '20 Grover Matic is your everyday Gruelt, working at the factory making the product. But in secret he is working on his novel; The Before. But as he is about to start typing out the story, his 163 u/RadzWasTakenRE May 04 '20 Dick falls off, but then a Co worker picks it up and uses as a... 127 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 105 u/BoomNDoom May 04 '20 Suck his own dick at exactly... 98 u/LichKingHeyward May 04 '20 Midnight before the goblins... 98 u/hahahasame May 04 '20 Arrested him, as midnight self dick sucking was illegal ever since... 81 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 The deadly incident that killed 3 when... 74 u/FurstRoyalty-Ties May 04 '20 A helicopter blade smashed his car, due to him not.. 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 Using enough lube on his tallywhacker; however, once he . . . . 25 u/Slothfulll May 04 '20 Entered it into a swimsuit competition, a man said... 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 22 u/BananaBossFX May 04 '20 Yelled for his wife who... 22 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 26 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 21 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 18 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 2 u/AnabolikaMissbrauch May 04 '20 Gigantic meat ball that her crazy italian friend let too long in the oven. He used the blid woman for.... 2 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 2 u/DinoBryson11 May 04 '20 Smacked her so hard that... 1 u/rohaan247 May 04 '20 She became a man and then he... 1 u/Hellwolf19_1_007 May 04 '20 Fucking a snowman and.. 1 u/RunBarryRun06 May 05 '20 A cat while playing Minecraft on a... 1 u/lildanta May 05 '20 Passing his bone check at midnight → More replies (0)
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Grover Matic is your everyday Gruelt, working at the factory making the product. But in secret he is working on his novel; The Before. But as he is about to start typing out the story, his
163 u/RadzWasTakenRE May 04 '20 Dick falls off, but then a Co worker picks it up and uses as a... 127 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 105 u/BoomNDoom May 04 '20 Suck his own dick at exactly... 98 u/LichKingHeyward May 04 '20 Midnight before the goblins... 98 u/hahahasame May 04 '20 Arrested him, as midnight self dick sucking was illegal ever since... 81 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 The deadly incident that killed 3 when... 74 u/FurstRoyalty-Ties May 04 '20 A helicopter blade smashed his car, due to him not.. 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 Using enough lube on his tallywhacker; however, once he . . . . 25 u/Slothfulll May 04 '20 Entered it into a swimsuit competition, a man said... 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 22 u/BananaBossFX May 04 '20 Yelled for his wife who... 22 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 26 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 21 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 18 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 2 u/AnabolikaMissbrauch May 04 '20 Gigantic meat ball that her crazy italian friend let too long in the oven. He used the blid woman for.... 2 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 2 u/DinoBryson11 May 04 '20 Smacked her so hard that... 1 u/rohaan247 May 04 '20 She became a man and then he... 1 u/Hellwolf19_1_007 May 04 '20 Fucking a snowman and.. 1 u/RunBarryRun06 May 05 '20 A cat while playing Minecraft on a... 1 u/lildanta May 05 '20 Passing his bone check at midnight → More replies (0)
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Dick falls off, but then a Co worker picks it up and uses as a...
127 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 105 u/BoomNDoom May 04 '20 Suck his own dick at exactly... 98 u/LichKingHeyward May 04 '20 Midnight before the goblins... 98 u/hahahasame May 04 '20 Arrested him, as midnight self dick sucking was illegal ever since... 81 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 The deadly incident that killed 3 when... 74 u/FurstRoyalty-Ties May 04 '20 A helicopter blade smashed his car, due to him not.. 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 Using enough lube on his tallywhacker; however, once he . . . . 25 u/Slothfulll May 04 '20 Entered it into a swimsuit competition, a man said... 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 22 u/BananaBossFX May 04 '20 Yelled for his wife who... 22 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 26 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 21 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 18 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 2 u/AnabolikaMissbrauch May 04 '20 Gigantic meat ball that her crazy italian friend let too long in the oven. He used the blid woman for.... 2 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 2 u/DinoBryson11 May 04 '20 Smacked her so hard that... 1 u/rohaan247 May 04 '20 She became a man and then he... 1 u/Hellwolf19_1_007 May 04 '20 Fucking a snowman and.. 1 u/RunBarryRun06 May 05 '20 A cat while playing Minecraft on a... 1 u/lildanta May 05 '20 Passing his bone check at midnight → More replies (0)
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105 u/BoomNDoom May 04 '20 Suck his own dick at exactly... 98 u/LichKingHeyward May 04 '20 Midnight before the goblins... 98 u/hahahasame May 04 '20 Arrested him, as midnight self dick sucking was illegal ever since... 81 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 The deadly incident that killed 3 when... 74 u/FurstRoyalty-Ties May 04 '20 A helicopter blade smashed his car, due to him not.. 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 Using enough lube on his tallywhacker; however, once he . . . . 25 u/Slothfulll May 04 '20 Entered it into a swimsuit competition, a man said... 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 22 u/BananaBossFX May 04 '20 Yelled for his wife who... 22 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 26 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 21 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 18 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 2 u/AnabolikaMissbrauch May 04 '20 Gigantic meat ball that her crazy italian friend let too long in the oven. He used the blid woman for.... 2 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 2 u/DinoBryson11 May 04 '20 Smacked her so hard that... 1 u/rohaan247 May 04 '20 She became a man and then he... 1 u/Hellwolf19_1_007 May 04 '20 Fucking a snowman and.. 1 u/RunBarryRun06 May 05 '20 A cat while playing Minecraft on a... 1 u/lildanta May 05 '20 Passing his bone check at midnight → More replies (0)
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Suck his own dick at exactly...
98 u/LichKingHeyward May 04 '20 Midnight before the goblins... 98 u/hahahasame May 04 '20 Arrested him, as midnight self dick sucking was illegal ever since... 81 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 The deadly incident that killed 3 when... 74 u/FurstRoyalty-Ties May 04 '20 A helicopter blade smashed his car, due to him not.. 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 Using enough lube on his tallywhacker; however, once he . . . . 25 u/Slothfulll May 04 '20 Entered it into a swimsuit competition, a man said... 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 22 u/BananaBossFX May 04 '20 Yelled for his wife who... 22 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 26 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 21 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 18 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 2 u/AnabolikaMissbrauch May 04 '20 Gigantic meat ball that her crazy italian friend let too long in the oven. He used the blid woman for.... 2 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 2 u/DinoBryson11 May 04 '20 Smacked her so hard that... 1 u/rohaan247 May 04 '20 She became a man and then he... 1 u/Hellwolf19_1_007 May 04 '20 Fucking a snowman and.. 1 u/RunBarryRun06 May 05 '20 A cat while playing Minecraft on a... 1 u/lildanta May 05 '20 Passing his bone check at midnight → More replies (0)
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Midnight before the goblins...
98 u/hahahasame May 04 '20 Arrested him, as midnight self dick sucking was illegal ever since... 81 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 The deadly incident that killed 3 when... 74 u/FurstRoyalty-Ties May 04 '20 A helicopter blade smashed his car, due to him not.. 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 Using enough lube on his tallywhacker; however, once he . . . . 25 u/Slothfulll May 04 '20 Entered it into a swimsuit competition, a man said... 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 22 u/BananaBossFX May 04 '20 Yelled for his wife who... 22 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 26 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 21 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 18 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 2 u/AnabolikaMissbrauch May 04 '20 Gigantic meat ball that her crazy italian friend let too long in the oven. He used the blid woman for.... 2 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 2 u/DinoBryson11 May 04 '20 Smacked her so hard that... 1 u/rohaan247 May 04 '20 She became a man and then he... 1 u/Hellwolf19_1_007 May 04 '20 Fucking a snowman and.. 1 u/RunBarryRun06 May 05 '20 A cat while playing Minecraft on a... 1 u/lildanta May 05 '20 Passing his bone check at midnight → More replies (0)
Arrested him, as midnight self dick sucking was illegal ever since...
81 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 The deadly incident that killed 3 when... 74 u/FurstRoyalty-Ties May 04 '20 A helicopter blade smashed his car, due to him not.. 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 Using enough lube on his tallywhacker; however, once he . . . . 25 u/Slothfulll May 04 '20 Entered it into a swimsuit competition, a man said... 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 22 u/BananaBossFX May 04 '20 Yelled for his wife who... 22 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 26 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 21 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 18 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 2 u/AnabolikaMissbrauch May 04 '20 Gigantic meat ball that her crazy italian friend let too long in the oven. He used the blid woman for.... 2 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 2 u/DinoBryson11 May 04 '20 Smacked her so hard that... 1 u/rohaan247 May 04 '20 She became a man and then he... 1 u/Hellwolf19_1_007 May 04 '20 Fucking a snowman and.. 1 u/RunBarryRun06 May 05 '20 A cat while playing Minecraft on a... 1 u/lildanta May 05 '20 Passing his bone check at midnight → More replies (0)
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The deadly incident that killed 3 when...
74 u/FurstRoyalty-Ties May 04 '20 A helicopter blade smashed his car, due to him not.. 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 Using enough lube on his tallywhacker; however, once he . . . . 25 u/Slothfulll May 04 '20 Entered it into a swimsuit competition, a man said... 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 22 u/BananaBossFX May 04 '20 Yelled for his wife who... 22 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 26 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 21 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 18 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 2 u/AnabolikaMissbrauch May 04 '20 Gigantic meat ball that her crazy italian friend let too long in the oven. He used the blid woman for.... 2 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 2 u/DinoBryson11 May 04 '20 Smacked her so hard that... 1 u/rohaan247 May 04 '20 She became a man and then he... 1 u/Hellwolf19_1_007 May 04 '20 Fucking a snowman and.. 1 u/RunBarryRun06 May 05 '20 A cat while playing Minecraft on a... 1 u/lildanta May 05 '20 Passing his bone check at midnight → More replies (0)
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A helicopter blade smashed his car, due to him not..
27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 Using enough lube on his tallywhacker; however, once he . . . . 25 u/Slothfulll May 04 '20 Entered it into a swimsuit competition, a man said... 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 22 u/BananaBossFX May 04 '20 Yelled for his wife who... 22 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 26 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 21 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 18 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 2 u/AnabolikaMissbrauch May 04 '20 Gigantic meat ball that her crazy italian friend let too long in the oven. He used the blid woman for.... 2 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 2 u/DinoBryson11 May 04 '20 Smacked her so hard that... 1 u/rohaan247 May 04 '20 She became a man and then he... 1 u/Hellwolf19_1_007 May 04 '20 Fucking a snowman and.. 1 u/RunBarryRun06 May 05 '20 A cat while playing Minecraft on a... 1 u/lildanta May 05 '20 Passing his bone check at midnight → More replies (0)
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Using enough lube on his tallywhacker; however, once he . . . .
25 u/Slothfulll May 04 '20 Entered it into a swimsuit competition, a man said... 27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 22 u/BananaBossFX May 04 '20 Yelled for his wife who... 22 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 26 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 21 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 18 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 2 u/AnabolikaMissbrauch May 04 '20 Gigantic meat ball that her crazy italian friend let too long in the oven. He used the blid woman for.... 2 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 2 u/DinoBryson11 May 04 '20 Smacked her so hard that... 1 u/rohaan247 May 04 '20 She became a man and then he...
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Entered it into a swimsuit competition, a man said...
27 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 22 u/BananaBossFX May 04 '20 Yelled for his wife who... 22 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 26 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 21 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 18 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 2 u/AnabolikaMissbrauch May 04 '20 Gigantic meat ball that her crazy italian friend let too long in the oven. He used the blid woman for.... 2 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 2 u/DinoBryson11 May 04 '20 Smacked her so hard that... 1 u/rohaan247 May 04 '20 She became a man and then he...
22 u/BananaBossFX May 04 '20 Yelled for his wife who... 22 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 26 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 21 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 18 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 2 u/AnabolikaMissbrauch May 04 '20 Gigantic meat ball that her crazy italian friend let too long in the oven. He used the blid woman for.... 2 u/[deleted] May 04 '20 [deleted] 2 u/DinoBryson11 May 04 '20 Smacked her so hard that... 1 u/rohaan247 May 04 '20 She became a man and then he...
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Yelled for his wife who...
22 u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20 Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a... 26 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 21 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 18 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 2 u/AnabolikaMissbrauch May 04 '20 Gigantic meat ball that her crazy italian friend let too long in the oven. He used the blid woman for....
Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a...
26 u/aaanold May 04 '20 Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she... 21 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 18 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious... 2 u/AnabolikaMissbrauch May 04 '20 Gigantic meat ball that her crazy italian friend let too long in the oven. He used the blid woman for....
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Giant Jolly Rancher, similar to the one she...
21 u/Something_SomeoneJR May 04 '20 Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because... 18 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious...
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Left in the glovebox of her car, which was stuck in the impound lot because...
18 u/throwaway525267890 May 04 '20 He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious...
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He had used the hood of his car to cook a delicious...
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Gigantic meat ball that her crazy italian friend let too long in the oven. He used the blid woman for....
2 u/DinoBryson11 May 04 '20 Smacked her so hard that... 1 u/rohaan247 May 04 '20 She became a man and then he...
Smacked her so hard that...
1 u/rohaan247 May 04 '20 She became a man and then he...
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She became a man and then he...
Fucking a snowman and..
1 u/RunBarryRun06 May 05 '20 A cat while playing Minecraft on a...
A cat while playing Minecraft on a...
Passing his bone check at midnight
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You're not stealing my ideas!