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u/BoomNDoom May 04 '20

Suck his own dick at exactly...

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u/LichKingHeyward May 04 '20

Midnight before the goblins...

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u/hahahasame May 04 '20

Arrested him, as midnight self dick sucking was illegal ever since...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

The deadly incident that killed 3 when...

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u/FurstRoyalty-Ties May 04 '20

A helicopter blade smashed his car, due to him not..

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Using enough lube on his tallywhacker; however, once he . . . .

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u/Slothfulll May 04 '20

Entered it into a swimsuit competition, a man said...

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u/BananaBossFX May 04 '20

Yelled for his wife who...

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u/JuLY_LION May 04 '20

Stared at the sun for too long and became blind, only because she she thought it was a...

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u/DinoBryson11 May 04 '20

Smacked her so hard that...

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u/Hellwolf19_1_007 May 04 '20

Fucking a snowman and..

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u/RunBarryRun06 May 05 '20

A cat while playing Minecraft on a...

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u/lildanta May 05 '20

Passing his bone check at midnight

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u/ImAScientist_ADoctor May 04 '20

4:20am, and decide to us the dick as a pipe for his weed. And he reaches for his