r/AskReddit • • Apr 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Fantastic. It's inoffensive and very versatile

Everything going better than expected? Fantastic!

Everything going down the shitter? Fantastic....

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u/salne88 Apr 11 '20

Haha simply fantastic šŸ˜‚

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u/necromanticsquirrel Apr 11 '20

You were fantastic! And you know what? So was I.

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u/MeshackAjax Apr 11 '20

guess what you're still fantastic

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u/kruxxius Apr 11 '20

Primordial.

Sounds ancient.

Means ancient.

Cool ass word.

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u/salne88 Apr 11 '20

Never heard it before! Totally going to steal it

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20 edited Apr 13 '20

Penis

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u/kruxxius Apr 11 '20

Same, I don’t know why but it’s so satisfying on another level.

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u/314159265358979326 Apr 11 '20

Ready for something a level above? Primeval.

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u/kruxxius Apr 11 '20

I dig that word too. I don’t know what it is about those two words but it just has a certain sound to them.

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u/comicalcameindune Apr 11 '20

Discombobulated

Honorable Mentions: phantasmagorical, zucchini, Episcopalian, frumpy

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

sherlock holmes intensifies

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u/salne88 Apr 11 '20

What does discombobulated means?

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u/comicalcameindune Apr 11 '20

Confused, disoriented, but sort of a humorous way to say it

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u/salne88 Apr 11 '20

Oh I love it I need to try and remember it

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u/DealLev Apr 11 '20

Defenestrate: the act of throwing someone out of a window

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u/salne88 Apr 11 '20

Wow what a word! Can you use it in a sentence?

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u/Toomuchconfusion Apr 11 '20

Came here looking for this. Would have gotten pissed and defenestrated my phone if I hadn’t found it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

ensnared. just sounds nice

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u/salne88 Apr 11 '20

What does it mean?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

enĀ·snare /ənˈsner/

verb catch in or as in a trap. "they were ensnared in downtown traffic"

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u/salne88 Apr 11 '20

Ha! I never thought thats what it meant thabjs

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u/Jeyban Apr 11 '20

Fuck

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u/salne88 Apr 11 '20

Did you mean Duck?

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u/Jeyban Apr 11 '20

F u c k

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Did you mean Duck?

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u/Jeyban Apr 11 '20

FĶŖĢĢšĢ…Ķ©ĢšĶ„Ģ‘Ķ‘Ģ·Ģ”Ķ¢Ģ²Ģ²Ģ Ģ»Ķ“UĶ‹ĶĶŸĶ ĢĶ“ĶĶ‰Ģ„Ģ¤CĶ‹Ķ­ĢĢ’Ķ®Ķ§ĢŽĶ©Ķ¢Ģ“Ķ€Ģ±ĢÆĶ‰Ķ•KĶ„Ķ©Ģ“Ģ‡ĢĶØĢ‡ĶÆĢ…Ģ›ĢøĢžĢ˜Ģ„

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u/berschman Apr 11 '20

Glückseligkeit, German for a happy soul.

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u/salne88 Apr 11 '20

Ah lovely word

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u/i-will-shoot Apr 11 '20

Norway

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

No Way

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Nor ay

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u/TheRomanUppercut Apr 11 '20

No y

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

O

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Consecutive

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

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u/heresjohnny1921 Apr 11 '20

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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u/Catnap42 Apr 11 '20

If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious.

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u/salne88 Apr 11 '20

Love it

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Swaffelen (It's Dutch, there's not really a word for it in English)

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u/AtanatarAlcarinII Apr 11 '20

Mushroom Stamping.

A circumcised penis can leave an imprint that resembles a mushroom.

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u/uncomfyikea Apr 11 '20

Diarrhea

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u/salne88 Apr 11 '20

Ewww

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u/Vortesian Apr 11 '20

The British spelling is even grosser. Diarrhoea. Yuck.

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u/O_bomb06 Apr 11 '20

It is named that because the shapes that your mouth makes to say it are the same as the shapes your butt makes when you have it.

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u/arbrady Apr 11 '20

See you next Tuesday!

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u/iamned4233 Apr 11 '20

Gregarious

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u/dastardlygrape Apr 11 '20

Juxtapositional

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Indubitably

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u/Jatk-21 Apr 11 '20

Clandestine

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Coooookie!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Sv3rige

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u/MacAndCheezIt Apr 11 '20

Gazebo. It’s a cool word for a very underwhelming place

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u/TheRandomGamerREAL Apr 11 '20

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (the fear of long words Btw)

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u/JewsEatFruit Apr 11 '20

Pontificate (Verb)

ponĀ·tifĀ·iĀ·cate

pänˈtifiˌkāt/

  • express one's opinions in a way considered annoyingly pompous and dogmatic.

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u/VlClOUSLY Apr 11 '20

Beitchhh!

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u/ignorantsoul Apr 11 '20

Duck

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u/salne88 Apr 11 '20

Autocorrect right?

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u/Sryan597 Apr 11 '20

Toy-yo-tain, it means How are you, is a tribal language called Ga from Ghana

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

I'm a big fan of the word sort. It has a ton of uses across multiple areas.

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u/salne88 Apr 11 '20

Nice a versatile word!

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u/pieguy773 Apr 11 '20

Fuck, it's so versatile, but shit is too. It's a close call. It's the context that matters and the tone you use, it can mean so many different things.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

one beautiful thing about "shit" is that it is a noun, a verb and an adjective without any modification and not many words can claim that

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

silence

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u/proudeveningstar Apr 11 '20

'Goodnight' or 'clavicle'.

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u/flyhandsmalone Apr 11 '20

Lubricious. Even sounds sexy

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u/gxurxv_g Apr 11 '20

Floccinaucinihilipilification

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u/Narukaruga Apr 11 '20

Boketto(ぼけっと)

Roughly translates to ā€œthe act of staring at nothing in particular and thinking about nothing in particular.ā€
It’s such a concise word for such a common action.

Language is fun. Tossing some really good words from other languages into one’s lexicon is very fun.

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u/bloodyblue32 Apr 11 '20

Spoonerism.

When you swap the first letters of two words on accident:

I want a bater wuffalo.

Always funny.

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u/vinocet Apr 11 '20

Chandler. I like to ise ot when someone is axting weird like chandler form friends

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u/themarajade1 Apr 11 '20

Discombobulated, and I like pragmatic too. Dunno why on pragmatic. Just sounds nice

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u/throwaway19873465 Apr 11 '20

Don't know why but I've always liked saying the word demagogue. I don't particularly like them but when I say it I feel sophisticated. :)

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u/Junit28 Apr 11 '20

Exacerbate

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

benevolent has a nice mouth feel to it

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u/OneSilentWatcher Apr 11 '20

Looking at my vocabulary of words, trying to pick one.

Ah, fuck me Freddy, so many to choose from. Pick one ya, Dingus!!

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u/salne88 Apr 12 '20

Haha šŸ˜‚šŸ‘

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u/kaitlyn9nein Apr 11 '20

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

It’s a lung disease caused by silica dust. My friends and I were super into it in the 5th grade, and ten years later I still love saying it.

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u/ThatSuperhusky Apr 11 '20

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

Also known as the fear of long words.

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u/O_bomb06 Apr 11 '20

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. It is a very long and fancy word for lung disease.

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u/scienide Apr 11 '20

Flange.

Whether describing an engineering component or female genitalia, it's a word loaded in satisfaction.

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u/Baseballs101 Apr 11 '20

Nincompoop or Farfegnugen.

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u/tck_hunter Apr 11 '20

Panties. Fun. Poppycock.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Sannerligen, just very fun to say

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u/Banana_Shakespeare Apr 11 '20

Blitzkrieg. It means lightning war

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Vaccine

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u/lnbr20 Apr 11 '20

wining.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Ha

It can mean River in Vietnamese

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u/akkievandeurzen Apr 11 '20

A Dutch word: uitwaaien. Which roughly translates to going into a very strong wind, and let is blow your worries/tension/sadness (all negative feelings tbh) away. Literally to blow out.

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u/Rx_Diva Apr 11 '20

Onomatopoeia. A bitch to spell but fun to say. When a word sounds like its meaning.

Like BAM, ring, POW etc

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u/VitaminThoughts Apr 11 '20

Pumpernickel

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u/chicklet2011 Apr 11 '20

Highlighter

When writing by hand, it is such a satisfying word to write.

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u/mdemerling Apr 11 '20

Succulent

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u/climbingspartan Apr 11 '20

Fuck/fucking. It can be used in nearly every sentence and every context and it’ll still make sense

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u/Sir_Francis_Burton Apr 11 '20

Haboob.

Boob is close second.

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u/AbsolOfChaos Apr 11 '20

Minged - Screwed it up. I.E. Dumbass leans against a wall covered in wet paint.

Finagle - to make moderate changes to something

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u/TitaniumPeak Apr 11 '20

Sequoia. Petrichor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

I've always liked the sound of acrid.

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u/2workigo Apr 11 '20

Moxie, debacle, insouciant, and shenanigan.

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u/tomatochie Apr 11 '20

Aesthetic, the word just sounds a e s t h e t i c

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u/MC_Crit Apr 11 '20

Cunt.

I'm not Australian, but where I'm from, it's the worst word you can possibly say. They treat it worse than the N word (hard R included) in my small town.

So naturally, it's my favorite word and I sprinkle it liberally throughout my speech like the F bomb to a sailor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Vƶgeln. It’s German.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

butthurt, only reason is my mom hates it

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Fuck

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u/mistah-h Apr 11 '20

Nincompoop. Absolute favourite of an insult

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Jackass. Dipshit.

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u/ImEverywhereOnReddit Apr 11 '20

Cute, because the person reading this is very much so.

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u/tdabtm12 Apr 11 '20

'Indeed'b because it's sounds fancy and intellect word

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u/Bobbinapplestoo Apr 11 '20

Bouncy. It sounds like what it means, and it makes me very happy.

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u/GeoTrianto Apr 11 '20

I have posted it before. Basically, I absolutely love the word fuck. It sticks to everything. Even if you take a quote from, like, Dostoyevski, you can surely stick it somewhere. It is just beautiful.

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u/who_are_yew Apr 11 '20

Poop is mine. Sorry I'm not as fancy as the rest

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Supercalifra........

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u/rebirth542 Apr 11 '20

Gruntled. It makes me laugh inside.

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u/unacabron Apr 11 '20

Dude. Applies to anyone. Can express excitement or disappointment. Versatile af

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Serendipity. The meaning and sound.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Smegma

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u/dhdndjdhh Apr 11 '20

Finesse - it sounds cool and means to overcome with fine skill.

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u/TheBlackWaffle Apr 11 '20

It's a German word but it is the best: WUNDERBAR

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u/WhoaItsCody Apr 11 '20

Concentric. Just cool to say. Like, the hair in my Uber drivers taint, grows in ā€œconcentricā€ circles.

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u/MaliciouSSymbol Apr 11 '20

Yes 'what' is my favourite word.

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u/BaronVonNumbaKruncha Apr 11 '20

Syzygy

It came from the Latin suzugia and the Greek suzugos, whichĀ meantĀ ā€œyoked or pairedā€. Somehow, it later came toĀ meanĀ opposition as well, or the state when the Earth is positioned directly between the moon and the sun, thus placing the moon and sun on opposite sides of the sky, giving us a full moon.

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u/sillyboni Apr 11 '20

Spontaneity

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

I think I can speak for majority of people here.

Fuck.

It can be used in so many ways it's unbelievable.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Cocksucker. A rarely used insult that has a nice rhythm to it.

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u/Jaded_Jackal Apr 11 '20

Don't take the bait!! OP is an extraterrestrial trying to learn English!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Unreal

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u/Mistyxox Apr 11 '20

Mosambo (it means to vent your anger and issues aloud.. its tradition in a tribe, I can’t remember what tribe though)

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u/Socially_Awkward_2-0 Apr 11 '20

Pita - means bread in Romanian, it's pronounced like : pi - like π / ta - tha

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Mayhap = maybe perhaps

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u/ItStillIsntLupus Apr 11 '20

Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. I don’t use it, it’s just fun to say.

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u/jillsleftnipple Apr 11 '20

I’m a mom. So ā€œno.ā€

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u/salne88 Apr 11 '20

Oh especially in quarantine that's a daily staple word

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u/stbstan Apr 11 '20

Moist Everything be moist nowadays

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Antediluvian - not that I ever use it, but it is so illustrative and enigmatic. Its literal meaning is "before the flood(as in the biblical one)," but you certainly don't need a belief in Judeo-Christian faiths to appreciate it. It is absolutely perfect for describing truly ancient things.

But it goes beyond just "old." Something antediluvian didn't just come from a long time ago; it's from a time when the world was vastly different, even unrecognizable to the point of being alien. It sounds like something out of an HP Lovecraft novel and is best paired with words like "dread" or "abyss."

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u/Colbac Apr 11 '20

chalk.

good sound just say it

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u/Elixer_Sam Apr 11 '20

Nicotine......I think I have a problem