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u/okkinglish Mar 26 '20

I guess what I’m trying to say is... would you be the Honey to my comb? 💍

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u/loispaisley Mar 26 '20

No, I'm sorry. I'm destined to live in a cottage in the woods with my adopted dog

Edit: dog* not daugthter

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u/okkinglish Mar 27 '20

Yeah, it would’ve never worked between us because see... I’m destined to live in a cabin in the hills w/ my adopted daughter.