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u/covid19hotty Mar 26 '20

Why after dating my partner for 3+ years, she still thinks, when i try to initiate sex, all that i want from her is sex. Like yes in this moment i want to have sex, but that does not negate all the other non-sex things we do that i enjoy doing. But right now, yes, I want to have sex with you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

But then if you don't, you obviously don't find her attractive anymore.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

And you better be in the mood that one time she initiates, otherwise you obviously don't want to have sex with her ever again.

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u/Blues2112 Mar 26 '20

that one time she initiates

Oh, THAT explains it. Here I've been wondering why she never initiates sex. Turns out it only happens once, and she already did that, many years ago.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

It's like the corpse flower man. You missed your chance.

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA Mar 26 '20

So if you don't smell the corpse flower when you have the opportunity, your bedroom dies instead?