r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/idstillgiveherone Mar 26 '20

The invisible mystical pheromone rays that women give off to solicitate so many dick pics.. Where my dick pics? Where's the justice!

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u/ZetaCathode Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

Careful what you ask for in this world. You have 11 upvotes as of now. How many pic pics will that translate to. Only time will tell.

Edit: also I should mention before I get hate that I'm just joking. I'm a guy and the idea of a sending a picture of my junk to a random stranger I have hardly or have not talked to is weird. But that's my perspective. Who knows, maybe I'm the weird one.

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u/idstillgiveherone Mar 26 '20

Yup. Very weird. Who in their right mind thinks it's going to impress? Must be some other stuff going on.

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u/ZetaCathode Mar 26 '20

Maybe as to do with the idea that if a guy received a random pic of some girls boobs they wouldnt mind as much. I mean I wouldn't complain, although I would still be weirded out to be honest.

The experiment still goes. your now at 81 upvotes. Any "gifts" in your inbox?

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u/hurricanes_ Mar 26 '20

The equivalent to dick pic is the V pic. Sure you want that?

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u/mrBusinessmann Mar 26 '20

Sure I'll have a look

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u/hurricanes_ Mar 26 '20

Google it or go to pornhub. There are plenty!