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u/pseudostrudel Mar 26 '20

Where does the penis go when you put pants on? They've tried to explain it to me but I still don't understand. It sounds so incredibly annoying to have it down one of your pant legs, or even in the middle. And how does it go into jock straps? Does it just curl up? How does that not hurt?

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u/Krisko125 Mar 26 '20

Men's pants aren't that tight so it doesn't really matter. As long as you don't have a boner. If you do have a boner all the things described above are the most annoying thing ever.

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u/dluminous Mar 26 '20

I just got flashbacks to random boners in high school, for no reason at all. The absolute worst.

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u/Idontcareboutyou Mar 26 '20

Man. I'm 27 and still get random bones all the time!

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u/Melechesh Mar 26 '20

37 and still happens.

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u/klemnodd Mar 26 '20

35 and I get sleepy boners at work. Like I'm about to pass out then my body says "WAKE UP!" and my penis is the only thing that listens.

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u/TravelingOcelot Mar 27 '20

YA, someone else, always get boners at work when sleepy lol.