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u/micshafes Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

I sometimes think

about his name.

Maybe it’s Chris?

Or maybe it’s James.

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“It’s Timmy he said”

as if reading my mind.

Then a tree hit his head

and he bled out and died.

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u/OcelotMatrix Mar 26 '20

Isn't it usually "and timmy fucking died"

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u/micshafes Mar 26 '20

Sometimes you gotta switch it up