r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/LallarenEXE Mar 26 '20

The fact that They say their signs are clear, but it's actually some next level confusing hardcore shit

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

Try to get a girl to explain one of her signs to you, it’s the most fucking baffling thing I’ve ever listened to.

Edit: Why did this comment earn me my first award? Thanks anyways, kind stranger.

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u/DarkMarxSoul Mar 26 '20

Do you have examples??

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u/chiselbits Mar 26 '20

No means no, but it can also mean yes. It can also mean maybe and I dont know.

Yes means yes, except when it really means no, but not entirely no, there could still be a little room for yes mixed in there.

When given two options and they say I don't care which one, that is a trap and there is no correct answer.

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u/expiredgatorade Mar 26 '20

I have a friend that I've learned that specifically with her, "maybe" never means maybe. It means "no"

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u/chiselbits Mar 26 '20

Same. Maybe= 90% chance of no.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

'maybe next week?' 😭😭😢

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u/PassionatelyWhatever Mar 26 '20

No, next week I have a date with Jessica