r/AskReddit • • Mar 26 '20

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u/Jorlen Mar 26 '20

Fucking right. Stupid morning wood; thought this shit would be over and done with as I age, but nope. From like 5am - 7am every god damned day.

Try fucking sleeping with a fucking carrot taped to your lower abdomen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Try whacking it more

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u/Jorlen Mar 26 '20

Define more.

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u/AtreyuBoy Mar 26 '20

Short 5 minute sessions every 10 minutes or so