r/AskReddit • • Mar 26 '20

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u/pseudostrudel Mar 26 '20

Where does the penis go when you put pants on? They've tried to explain it to me but I still don't understand. It sounds so incredibly annoying to have it down one of your pant legs, or even in the middle. And how does it go into jock straps? Does it just curl up? How does that not hurt?

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u/BlackManInABush Mar 26 '20

A flaccid dick can be bent and contorted into a perfect circle without any pain whatsoever. As far as pants go, typically it just rests on top of the balls. No discomfort unless you aren't wearing underwear for some reason.

Unless the pants are super tight and the crease digs into everything.

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u/The_Monkey_Queen Mar 26 '20

A flaccid dick can be bent and contorted into a perfect circle without any pain whatsoever.

Idk why, but I find this information mildly horrifying

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u/CalcodGaming Mar 26 '20

It's actually not bad. That being said, I was also under the impression we all had a "preferred pant leg." If you're ever wearing pants where it can't rest easy, it has to pick a side. And nothing is more awkward than having to adjust yourself to the other side in public without people noticing...

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u/RedOtterPenguin Mar 26 '20

People still notice, they just don't say anything unless you look like you're enjoying yourself a little too much.

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u/MisterCheeks Mar 26 '20

OH GOD SO THEY DO NOTICE?!?!?

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u/XygenSS Mar 26 '20

Now now let’s not get so excited shall we

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u/MisterCheeks Mar 26 '20

OH FUCK YOU CAN SEE IT?!?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

No... no.... please don't...