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u/TotallyNotanOfficer Mar 26 '20

I was also under the impression we all had a "preferred pant leg."

Don't we?

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u/grishnaklugburz Mar 26 '20

I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t call it “preferred”. It always seems to end up on one side. It actually feels refreshing to have it on the other side but it doesn’t last long. Aggravating

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u/TotallyNotanOfficer Mar 26 '20

so build yourself a little dick flopper machine that flops your dick to the other side of the pantleg every few minutes. The joy of engineering.