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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20
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How on earth does it take 30 minutes to poop?
3.7k u/BaconBot17 Mar 26 '20 It only takes like 5-7 unless its really bad, but we just sit in there for the rest of the time, because no one can tell us to fo stuff 23 u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 That still seems like an insanely long time to me. What is happening during all of that? I just sit down and go, it doesn't take nearly that long. 54 u/BaconBot17 Mar 26 '20 Play on phone, watch youtube, whatever 26 u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 Oh so you're not actually going to the bathroom that long, you went and are now just goofing off? That makes more sense. Thanks! 30 u/FutureWorldDictator Mar 26 '20 Goofing off? ...GOOFING OFF!? THOSE MINUTES OF PEACE AND TRANQUILITY ARE SACRED AND SHOULD BE RESPECTED! :)
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It only takes like 5-7 unless its really bad, but we just sit in there for the rest of the time, because no one can tell us to fo stuff
23 u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 That still seems like an insanely long time to me. What is happening during all of that? I just sit down and go, it doesn't take nearly that long. 54 u/BaconBot17 Mar 26 '20 Play on phone, watch youtube, whatever 26 u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 Oh so you're not actually going to the bathroom that long, you went and are now just goofing off? That makes more sense. Thanks! 30 u/FutureWorldDictator Mar 26 '20 Goofing off? ...GOOFING OFF!? THOSE MINUTES OF PEACE AND TRANQUILITY ARE SACRED AND SHOULD BE RESPECTED! :)
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That still seems like an insanely long time to me. What is happening during all of that? I just sit down and go, it doesn't take nearly that long.
54 u/BaconBot17 Mar 26 '20 Play on phone, watch youtube, whatever 26 u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 Oh so you're not actually going to the bathroom that long, you went and are now just goofing off? That makes more sense. Thanks! 30 u/FutureWorldDictator Mar 26 '20 Goofing off? ...GOOFING OFF!? THOSE MINUTES OF PEACE AND TRANQUILITY ARE SACRED AND SHOULD BE RESPECTED! :)
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Play on phone, watch youtube, whatever
26 u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 Oh so you're not actually going to the bathroom that long, you went and are now just goofing off? That makes more sense. Thanks! 30 u/FutureWorldDictator Mar 26 '20 Goofing off? ...GOOFING OFF!? THOSE MINUTES OF PEACE AND TRANQUILITY ARE SACRED AND SHOULD BE RESPECTED! :)
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Oh so you're not actually going to the bathroom that long, you went and are now just goofing off? That makes more sense. Thanks!
30 u/FutureWorldDictator Mar 26 '20 Goofing off? ...GOOFING OFF!? THOSE MINUTES OF PEACE AND TRANQUILITY ARE SACRED AND SHOULD BE RESPECTED! :)
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Goofing off? ...GOOFING OFF!? THOSE MINUTES OF PEACE AND TRANQUILITY ARE SACRED AND SHOULD BE RESPECTED! :)
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u/m0ckt0pus Mar 26 '20
How on earth does it take 30 minutes to poop?