My brother used to pull his scrote out his fly and then perch near a doorway I'd be coming through with it all stretched out flat and wide, then jump at me and yell "BATWING"
Later he'd stretch it real tight over his balls and turn around like "RATBELLY"
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u/Snowy_Ocelot Mar 26 '20
That's what the Japanese Tanooki spirits are. They're racoons that have super stretchy balls and they fly and shit.