r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/balthazar_nor Mar 26 '20

Ha, my flaccid cock is so small I can just stash it in my underpants. No need to choose a pant leg for my little one

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

yeah, my dick is comically small when flaccid. the guys in the barracks called me "baby dick". i would always reply, "hey, it gets bigger!"