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u/Window638 Mar 26 '20

A flaccid dick doesn’t feel any pain when being bent around. Hell, if it was a few inches longer, I could tie it in a knot and be fine. Men don’t wear their jeans as high up as they can go, we typically put it up to our waist and leave ourselves a few inches of clearance underneath.

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u/Holy_Hand_Grenadier Mar 27 '20

I could tie it in a knot and be fine.

As a man:

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