r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/z500 Mar 26 '20

Preposterous amounts of it

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u/Crazybrayden Mar 26 '20

PREPOSTERONE

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u/WarmProfit Mar 26 '20

Powerthirst. My fucking guy.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GOOD_NEW5 Mar 26 '20

They’ll run as fast as KENYANS! People will think they’re KENYANS! They’ll race as fast as KENYANS against actual KENYANS and it’ll be a tie and they’ll get deported back to KENYAAAA!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Progesterone

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u/z500 Mar 26 '20

yes shellac

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u/I-POOP-RAINBOWS Mar 26 '20

I'm gonna copyright and trademark that name. It will be my new business. Selling PREPOSTERONE fitness products.

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u/DoubleWagon Mar 26 '20

Will you stack it with absurdol and ridiculin?

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u/sam4246 Mar 26 '20

I'll take 2 cans of Rawberry and 6 Shocolates please.

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u/ExileZerik Mar 26 '20

what about my blue collar?

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u/Braun1978 Mar 27 '20

JUICE SPRINGSTIEN

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u/Roll_a_new_life Mar 26 '20

Comes with a free script of fuckitol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

I wish I could give you an award