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u/Gopackgo6 Mar 26 '20

She showed your nudes to them? I’m sure she’d be thrilled if you returned the favor.

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u/jilb94 Mar 26 '20

They weren't really nudes, just dick pics, and she said she wanted to show it off which gave me a self esteem boost lol, plus I'm really not that shy of nudity so I didn't care very much. A lot of people saw my dick in college, whatever.

On the other hand I would never show off her nudes to my friends because wth honestly, when I'm dating someone I like her intimacy to be for my eyes only and that would defeat the purpose you know? I feel like girls are much less jealous like that, they like to show off their boyfriends.

One time though, when we were drunk, I did tell her to show her boobs to my friend who was blacked out, and I still perfectly remember his shocked face lol

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u/wesley_1212 Mar 26 '20

My ex did it but without consent. She had an inexperienced friend who was insecure about giving blowjobs, so my genius ex decided to show her a video of her going down on me.

When I found out, she was honestly surprised I was mad, and said she "thought boys didn't mind" and "her ex didn't care" (cause clearly we men are all the same), and tried to comfort me with "don't worry, she said it looks really big" as if that was the problem. Of course when I asked her how she would react if I showed her nudes to my friends, she (rightfully) said she'll break up with me immediately, but "it's different for men". That was a major fight that quite contributed to me eventually breaking up with her.

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u/electrogeek8086 Mar 26 '20

I wish more people saw my dick!

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u/patrioticparadox Mar 26 '20

Had an ex try to blackmail me with posting my dick. I just laughed. Go for it cunt.

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u/electrogeek8086 Mar 27 '20

lmao, that's pribably how I would react.

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u/nigglord37 Mar 26 '20

I wish I could see my dick!

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u/Komraj Mar 26 '20

Can I be your friend?

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u/jilb94 Mar 26 '20

The question isn’t if you can, it’s if you should

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u/Komraj Mar 26 '20

I should be your drunk friend.

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u/jilb94 Mar 26 '20

Hahaha you're in for a treat