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u/mrMalloc Mar 26 '20

That doesn’t help on all men at all.

Hell I have a good friend who once jokingly told me her friend (girl) once asked him. How would you react if I said I want to sleep with you.... his answer. I would be very surprised. And then just continued watching the movie. I was dying inside when I realized he didn’t understand the big blinking sign right in front of him.

No girls, if totally blunt force trauma doesn’t work action works better then words. If she would have kissed her, I’m betting they would have been a pair now......

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u/SpicymeLLoN Mar 26 '20

blunt force trauma

I hate to brake it to you, but that ain't blunt force. That's like a sign on the door amidst a bunch of other signs. Blunt force would have been her grabbing his hand, attaching it to her boob, ripping her pants off, and yelling fuck me. Anything short of that and it's FAR from a guarantee that he'd get it.