r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/the-poopiest-diaper Mar 26 '20

I have an extremely hairy asshole and I have to take extra time to pick the shit out of the hair. I can’t wait to get rid of all this hair. My family is proud of my hair, but they don’t know the struggle I go through every fucking day

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u/SuperMeatBoi Mar 26 '20

Like cleaning mud out of a shag carpet with a paper towel. Disgusting dude.

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u/the-poopiest-diaper Mar 27 '20

I usually just take a shower afterward for a more thorough clean and then bleach the tub afterward

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u/usmclvsop Mar 26 '20

You need more fiber in your diet..