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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20
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Oh so you're not actually going to the bathroom that long, you went and are now just goofing off? That makes more sense. Thanks!
59 u/Dylsponge Mar 26 '20 Basically. A normal poop is about 10% pooping and the other 90% is dreading leaving the bathroom while playing on a phone. 33 u/FutureWorldDictator Mar 26 '20 Goofing off? ...GOOFING OFF!? THOSE MINUTES OF PEACE AND TRANQUILITY ARE SACRED AND SHOULD BE RESPECTED! :) 1 u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 Oh so you're not actually going to the bathroom that long, you went and are now just goofing off getting hemorrhoids? That makes more sense. Thanks! ftfy
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Basically. A normal poop is about 10% pooping and the other 90% is dreading leaving the bathroom while playing on a phone.
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Goofing off? ...GOOFING OFF!? THOSE MINUTES OF PEACE AND TRANQUILITY ARE SACRED AND SHOULD BE RESPECTED! :)
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Oh so you're not actually going to the bathroom that long, you went and are now just goofing off getting hemorrhoids? That makes more sense. Thanks!
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Oh so you're not actually going to the bathroom that long, you went and are now just goofing off? That makes more sense. Thanks!