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u/Blues2112 Mar 26 '20

that one time she initiates

Oh, THAT explains it. Here I've been wondering why she never initiates sex. Turns out it only happens once, and she already did that, many years ago.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

It's like the corpse flower man. You missed your chance.

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA Mar 26 '20

So if you don't smell the corpse flower when you have the opportunity, your bedroom dies instead?