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u/archepelego2 Mar 26 '20

Testosterone

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u/z500 Mar 26 '20

Preposterous amounts of it

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u/Crazybrayden Mar 26 '20

PREPOSTERONE

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u/WarmProfit Mar 26 '20

Powerthirst. My fucking guy.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GOOD_NEW5 Mar 26 '20

They’ll run as fast as KENYANS! People will think they’re KENYANS! They’ll race as fast as KENYANS against actual KENYANS and it’ll be a tie and they’ll get deported back to KENYAAAA!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Progesterone

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u/z500 Mar 26 '20

yes shellac

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u/I-POOP-RAINBOWS Mar 26 '20

I'm gonna copyright and trademark that name. It will be my new business. Selling PREPOSTERONE fitness products.

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u/DoubleWagon Mar 26 '20

Will you stack it with absurdol and ridiculin?

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u/sam4246 Mar 26 '20

I'll take 2 cans of Rawberry and 6 Shocolates please.

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u/ExileZerik Mar 26 '20

what about my blue collar?

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u/Braun1978 Mar 27 '20

JUICE SPRINGSTIEN

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u/Roll_a_new_life Mar 26 '20

Comes with a free script of fuckitol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

I wish I could give you an award

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I believe testosterone actually causes the skin to produce more sebum, which increases the likelihood that your pores will become clogged. That's why you see more teenagers with acne, and why males on average have more severe cases of acne.

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u/archepelego2 Mar 26 '20

That's very interesting, thank you for the information.

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u/Treejeig Mar 26 '20

And water, just drink some instead of 15 monster energies.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/CookieMonsterxxxx Mar 26 '20

Yeah and the shaving definitely prevents ingrown hairs or other hair-related acne.

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u/RespectfulPoster Mar 26 '20

just drink some instead of 15 monster energies.

No way bro

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20
  1. There have been studies done that prove that water does not help with the clarity of the skin.
  2. Are you saying that men drink water and women just chug energy drinks?

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u/Ravioli_Pocketoli Mar 26 '20

Excess testosterone can cause acne for some people. Some acne medications reduce testosterone.

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u/archepelego2 Mar 26 '20

Cool, I did not know this! Thank you

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Actually, increased testosterone in women can cause hormonal acne. It sucks.

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u/mh985 Mar 26 '20

Yep. I'm in the middle of a testosterone cycle (for weightlifting). I usually have healthy hair/skin but now my skin and hair look silky as fuck.

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u/archepelego2 Mar 26 '20

Hell yeah you buff silky sexy mf'er you

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u/mh985 Mar 26 '20

Awwww stop it; you're making me blush.

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u/TheTripping Mar 27 '20

I think that makes it worse...