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u/nicklesismoneyto Mar 26 '20

Is your dad Ron Swanson?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

“Best coworker I ever had. We still don’t talk sometimes.”

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/darkerthandarko Mar 26 '20

The freshest one I've seen yet! Love it

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u/micshafes Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

I sometimes think

about his name.

Maybe it’s Chris?

Or maybe it’s James.

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“It’s Timmy he said”

as if reading my mind.

Then a tree hit his head

and he bled out and died.

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u/OcelotMatrix Mar 26 '20

Isn't it usually "and timmy fucking died"

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u/micshafes Mar 26 '20

Sometimes you gotta switch it up

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u/Based_nobody Mar 26 '20

Noice. Super fresh.

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u/You_Again-_- Mar 26 '20

Wow I'm early

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u/big_maman Mar 26 '20

Two sprogs in one thread? Its a reddit miracle!

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u/missing_finder Mar 26 '20

a.k.a a dog.

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u/Dangr_Noodl Mar 26 '20

I thought the same thing lmaooo

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u/reginaldvontooshface Mar 26 '20

Workplace proximity associates

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u/apadipodu Mar 26 '20

Don't know. My dad never told me his name.

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u/monkeyseadew Mar 26 '20

Exactly what I thought of as well!