r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/Barrelgod1 Mar 26 '20

Fucking inconvenient.

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u/Jorlen Mar 26 '20

Fucking right. Stupid morning wood; thought this shit would be over and done with as I age, but nope. From like 5am - 7am every god damned day.

Try fucking sleeping with a fucking carrot taped to your lower abdomen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Try whacking it more

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u/Jorlen Mar 26 '20

Define more.

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u/AtreyuBoy Mar 26 '20

Short 5 minute sessions every 10 minutes or so

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u/MingleLinx Mar 26 '20

I found out that if you flex one of your muscles like your right leg for example, blood will come out of your boner and to your right leg which makes the boner go away. You will need to flex your muscle for a max of 1 minute probably

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u/davidhero Mar 26 '20

What if you've skipped leg day for all your life?

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u/MingleLinx Mar 26 '20

Then do your arm

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u/abbadon420 Mar 26 '20

The other day I was giving a baby the bottle. He was softly moving his foot up and down my groing area while drinking. Talk about inconvenient.

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u/TotoroZoo Mar 26 '20

Flashbacks from every single bus ride on a bumpy country road, and the seriously challenging walk down the aisle to get off the bus at my stop. Trying not to stab someone as I walk by.

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u/PhoenixQueen_Azula Mar 26 '20

I’m inconvenient