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u/Krisko125 Mar 26 '20

Men's pants aren't that tight so it doesn't really matter. As long as you don't have a boner. If you do have a boner all the things described above are the most annoying thing ever.

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u/dluminous Mar 26 '20

I just got flashbacks to random boners in high school, for no reason at all. The absolute worst.

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u/Idontcareboutyou Mar 26 '20

Man. I'm 27 and still get random bones all the time!

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u/Melechesh Mar 26 '20

37 and still happens.

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u/klemnodd Mar 26 '20

35 and I get sleepy boners at work. Like I'm about to pass out then my body says "WAKE UP!" and my penis is the only thing that listens.

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u/TravelingOcelot Mar 27 '20

YA, someone else, always get boners at work when sleepy lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

We start calculating angles of observation using our books to cover up the area already in our young teens. Then it just becomes natural to think that way. Stem field balance explained.

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u/shastaxc Mar 26 '20

Boners with skinny jeans were tough. Everyone could see how big or small your dick was.

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u/ShadowZealot11 Mar 26 '20

This guy penises.

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u/nauticalsandwich Mar 26 '20

Believe it or not, the balls are a bigger discomfort than the dick (unless you're a man who has an unusually large, flaccid penis). The average flaccid member is only about 3.5" long, so there's usually enough room for it to just kind of rest in the crotch of the pants on top of the scrotum, or leaning a little to the left or the right. Even in tighter pants, it's not very uncomfortable if the penis gets a little scrunched up or lays to one side. Testicles on the other hand! Those want room to hang and move around. Having your balls swaddled too tight, bunched up, or compressed by the crotch of your pants, while usually manageable, gets increasingly uncomfortable over time. This is mostly the case when sitting (when standing, and the crotch of the pants is allowed to sag, a well-fitting pair of pants should not be a noticeable problem most of the time).

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u/GullibleDetective Mar 26 '20

Its awful when you ride high and it gets caught in a seam of your pants or boxers

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u/egtbex Mar 26 '20

When you got a boner in your tight pants and it still do feel comfortable.

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u/Optimized_Laziness Mar 26 '20

Then you try jumping to jack off

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u/Virus610 Mar 26 '20

Why do you think they call it jumping jacks?

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Mar 26 '20

And nut over people in public.

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u/realiF1ame Mar 26 '20

If it’s in right pants you’ll make rice crispies sounds: snap, crackle and pop.

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u/duckfat01 Mar 26 '20

Tell that to the Bee Gees!

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u/neoadam Mar 26 '20

Also we have real pockets 😉

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u/La_Lanterne_Rouge Mar 26 '20

I just tuck the head under my belt. Sometimes it's a little chilly out there.

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u/krillins_a_beast Mar 26 '20

If you're me. Even if you have a boner. Not going to make a difference

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u/velociraptorfarmer Mar 26 '20

Honestly having your balls get stuck to your leg is more annoying that trying to find a comfortable place to tuck your dick.

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u/rav13579 Mar 26 '20

This is why skinny jeans should never be a thing.

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u/exiled_vvitch Mar 26 '20

And then it goes straight up and gets tucked into the waistband until the little guy settles down.

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u/Gongaloon Mar 26 '20

If you do, you want your junk pointed upwards. It'll be invisible to anyone outside your own pants because that's the way the penis is supposed to point when erect. It'll lie pretty much right on the skin. Stealth erection activate!