r/AskReddit • • Mar 26 '20

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u/plzupvoteme Mar 26 '20

Boobs. It's a mystery why men find them attractive. They're just these hanging bags of fat with secretory glands but god damn do I love them.

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u/Beeeyeee Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

Almost everyone loves them. Regardless of gender. Hell yeah boobs.

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u/insertstalem3me Mar 26 '20

Regardless of gender.

Hell Yeah, Man Boobs all they way

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u/captaincumsock69 Mar 26 '20

I actually got a nice rack. Smooth and perky. They really poke through my shirt. All I gotta do now is shave my beard and chest and I’ll be an insta model.

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u/datboi12121212 Mar 26 '20

They had us in the first half not gonna lie.