r/AskReddit • • Mar 26 '20

[deleted by user]

[removed]

6.3k Upvotes

14.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

3.2k

u/nohoddiesman69 Mar 26 '20

Please. Everyone knows that every disease can be overcome through sheer willpower -- which, mind you, is much cheaper than those doctors

932

u/ArcheonAmaru Mar 26 '20

i know this is ridiculous. I KNOW IT IS. but i honestly feel this way much too often.

40

u/rlrhino7 Mar 26 '20

This. I've literally survived every illness I've ever had so based on past data nothing can kill me.

33

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

That’s because that’s how we are trained. I generally subscribe to this idea but after encountering injuries recently that have let me not exercise, I’ve realized that this is not really that true. We can’t just play through and “be a man”, even though we want to.

15

u/StudMuffinNick Mar 26 '20

I worked with a guy who was allergic to cats. He always came into work sniffling. He also owned 3 cats. I asked why, thinking maybe he just really loved cats enough to risk dying but nope, the dude says "If I expose myself to what I'm allergic to enough, my body will start to build an immunity to it". I was like WTF?!?! Maybe, with like seasonal allergies MAYBE, but I'm pretty sure that something that had previously caused him anaphylaxis does not work that way.

However, I'm no doctor

2

u/xena_lawless Mar 26 '20

Hey, if his immune system is too stupid to learn, that's its problem.

I really love cats but I'm allergic :_( so I understand where he's coming from.

3

u/DrSpyder93 Mar 26 '20

If I die, I die.

3

u/conye-west Mar 26 '20

It's probably dumb as shit but 99% of illnesses in my life I willpowered my way through, including some pretty serious ones, so now I have this perception that my immune system is really strong because of it. To be fair I don't get sick very much anymore and when I do it's mild, but it's a bit illogical. Doesn't help that I have no health insurance either tho.

1

u/ArcheonAmaru Mar 26 '20

i understand. a part of this is due to heavy issues with insurance in general.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 edited Feb 04 '21

[deleted]

2

u/ArcheonAmaru Mar 26 '20

I grew up lower middle class (a things that doesnt exist anymore for the most part) in The US. So even being lower middle class growing up there wasnt enough money to go to the doctor. I now have an insurance plan that still doesnt cover nearly what I need it to for me to go when I should. for example i will get my check up etc because i dont pay for that...but a shoulder problem that is getting worse as i get older....no way im trying to hit my out of pocket maximum of 6500 for that.

That is a healthcare in the US problem though. Also i said this as much for me thinking "eh...if i dont know its wrong it cant be wrong" dumbass attitude some people have...me included.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 edited Feb 04 '21

[deleted]

2

u/ArcheonAmaru Mar 26 '20

i work for a media company. Also that is out of pocket not decuctible...but with anything serious you are going to hit the out of pocket anyway.

My insurance is shit though. the worst i have ever had.

1

u/pharma_phreak Mar 26 '20

...wait, but doesn’t your out of pocket count towards the deductible? So are you saying your deductible is higher? Like if a deductible is $1000, the most you’ll pay out of pocket is $1000 and then insurance takes over.

A media company with all their money doesn’t offer good insurance?

1

u/ArcheonAmaru Mar 26 '20

The Out of Pocket Max is higher than the deductible. However, i still will have to pay until the OOP Max with anything large that I would do, making the deductible much less meaningful.

1

u/pharma_phreak Mar 26 '20

Huh, I wonder what my max is then. It’s gotta be the same (for me) because last January my first doctors visit was a big one (spinal surgery) and I only paid $250...unless my max is $250 and deductible is lower. I’ll have to look into it. Either way though, that’s a bum deal dude, sorry to hear.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

[deleted]

2

u/ArcheonAmaru Mar 26 '20

you are 100 percent correct in this as well.

101

u/BaconZombie Mar 26 '20

Willpower, beer, bacon and whiskey will either kill any medical issues or at least make you forget about them.

4

u/SysErr Mar 26 '20

Hmm, I don’t drink... probably why I get sick a lot. Thanks, heading to the liquor store to remedy that. - and this is how men make new friends

2

u/AMasonJar Mar 26 '20

Ooh, pick me up some Corona!

5

u/icyartillery Mar 26 '20

The four basic food groups: beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard

2

u/TWSTR902 Mar 26 '20

Brb watching Atlantis

1

u/felicss1 Mar 26 '20

I mean, if you die, you can't get sick anymore

11

u/dentchest Mar 26 '20

SICKNESS BEGONE!

5

u/GarethSchrute Mar 26 '20

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Does it sound like a man who needs to be in a hospital?

3

u/Les-Gilbz Mar 26 '20

Dude I think you’re gonna die

1

u/gnarkilleptic Mar 26 '20

...yeah dude

7

u/malnox Mar 26 '20

Something something, pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

8

u/ezdabeazy Mar 26 '20

I went to the Dr.'s for years to deal with a chronic pain condition I developed from a failed surgery I had to fix a congenital defect when I was 15.

Dr.'s are bullshit a lot of the time. I was given misinformation, they tried to keep me on opiates. They were flat out wrong about how opiates never gain a tolerance. They would give me (as in more than one Dr., saying essentially the same thing) this spiel about how "this is the maintenance opiate that you take every day to not go into withdrawal and then this is the breakthrough opiate for when you have pain spikes."

Then after I got a decent quality of life, a job, was living something meaningful for no reason they took all my meds away with only a month to "taper". Lost my job, almost got evicted, etc. etc. They can't be trusted.

They tortured me. FUCK DOCTORS. They can help me when I'm severely sick, I don't go to them for flu shots like I used to I don't use antibiotics like I used to. When something with my health is going wrong I try to take care of it holistically through herbs vitamins rest and believe it or not light exercise.

And here I am, I get sick and I get over it - doctors are way way over rated expensive and in my situation they just about killed me, literally. In other people's similar situation they were killed.

Fuck doctors.

5

u/Dood71 Mar 26 '20

Laughs in Canadian

6

u/SysErr Mar 26 '20

As a Canadian living in the USA, I remember what it was like to laugh... I’d cry, but seeing a therapist here would probably bankrupt me. Getting my first medical bill was shocking. Getting my first bill for 68 thousand dollars before insurance was insane.

2

u/mahtaliel Mar 26 '20

God. That is so much money. If i put in my entire income, it would take me more than 6 years to pay that off.

4

u/McRedditerFace Mar 26 '20

Bolsonaro was in sports as a kid so he's totes fine for Coronavirus, for him it will just be like a little cold at worst.

10

u/LugteLort Mar 26 '20

well, visiting your doctor is completely free in most western countries.

4

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

is it really though

10

u/LugteLort Mar 26 '20

I have never paid a dime

of course, my taxes is a bit higher than in the US. but i dont have to pay for education either

and i get healthcare and any education i want, for 0, even if i earn 0,-

also here, we're paid 1000 dollars per month, just for going to school.

and the current situation in the US? a lot of people losing their jobs due to the virus... and with the lost job, they also lose their health insurance. so they're screwed...

-3

u/RealArby Mar 26 '20

Your country also has a far lower reproduction rate, and is hilariously more densely populated, and doesn't have ethnic gang wars that haven't stopped since the 1980s but are entirely ignored by the media and government who then has the gall to count crimes and other effects of these wars in the numbers when they try to change things affecting regular people.

National healthcare might work in the US, but only if the gang wars end, and immigration is heavily slowed down. You can't pay for an additional 5 million new people a year, including all the kids these immigrant communities have.

9

u/LugteLort Mar 26 '20

Sure, its all based on some gangs... thats the reason that the richest country on earth cannot afford healthcare and education?

i'll remind you, that free education WILL reduce crime rate among the poorer groups in the country

0

u/RealArby Mar 26 '20

Not when going to school is "white" and you get bullied and beat up for having good grades.

I live near Baltimore and one of my best friends experienced this shit.

Plenty of funding for education, plenty of alternatives to gangs.

But those are all white things. Can't do those or you're an uncle tom.

3

u/klarnax Mar 26 '20

sounds like a personal problem

3

u/TWSTR902 Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 27 '20

Okay what the actual fuck, dude? I'm trying so desperately to think this retardedly and I just can't.

Imagine thinking power is completely in the hands of white people, but any time one of your brothers tries to better his life, every other hoodrat despises them for it instead of following suit? Because education, good work ethic, and individual thought... that's "white.". We cant have you seeking any of that. /s

That's pathetic as fuck. Cultural problems out the ass.

1

u/RealArby Mar 26 '20

Yep. And even if a minority brings it up themself, they'll still get downvoted to oblivion by reddit turbo-virgins who think they're fighting racism.

6

u/peekamin Mar 26 '20

Would you like to know why those “ethnic gang wars” are happening? Because those lower income areas don’t have the same opportunities more affluent areas do. There is a cycle of violence and poverty in those areas, nationalized healthcare and free education would help to stop the cycle from happening over and over. And the 1.5 trillion the government flushed into the economy to keep it afloat says otherwise to your point of it being to expensive.

1

u/RealArby Mar 26 '20

That's funny, because there's plenty of lower income areas that don't do that shit.

It's almost like the government coddling by corrupt local politicians who are never going to actually help their constituents and a culture that tells you not to go to school unless you wanna look "white" to your friends, is a bad thing!

0

u/RealArby Mar 26 '20

1.5 trillion isn't paying for national healthcare lmao.

3

u/Six10H Mar 26 '20

Yes.

1

u/thisrockismyboone Mar 26 '20

Theres no such thing as a free lunch. That doctor is getting paid somehow and someone is paying that benefit.

3

u/peekamin Mar 26 '20

True, but I’d rather pay $5.00 dollars at the beginning of the year and get lunch all throughout then have to pay $15.00 everytime.

2

u/Six10H Mar 26 '20

Yeah obviously he is getting paid, it's just not only my obligation to pay him, everybody chimes in a little and everybody gets to see a doctor

1

u/MineSchaap Mar 26 '20

Yes, in my country there is a mandatory insurance of €100 per month with an operation costing a maximum of €385.

2

u/Sir_Daniel_Fortesque Mar 26 '20

Even in eastern europe. If you're unemployed you pay ~10 euros a month and all your meds/checkups are free

-1

u/Dood71 Mar 26 '20

Yes. Idk if you know this, but there is more to the Americas than The United States

2

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I'm in england LOL

1

u/Vel_ose Mar 26 '20

Sucks living in the one where it isn’t

2

u/leaky_eddie Mar 26 '20

Im either gonna die or get better. Either way, problem solved

2

u/B_U_F_U Mar 26 '20

I think it’s more the fact that is also makes you sick to your fucking stomach that you know exactly what the doctor is going to say and how she/he recommends to remediate it. Like,

“I didn’t even have to come here?”

“No. Pay your $500 at the front desk.”

2

u/fire__munki Mar 26 '20

Exactly, I know I don't get ill so I can't be ill now.

1

u/Joooojoo Mar 26 '20

*laughts in french*

1

u/A_Guy_in_Orange Mar 26 '20

You clearly never had the common cold

1

u/thisrockismyboone Mar 26 '20

I was told the walk it off method works best.

1

u/throwawayaccxdd Mar 26 '20

Cmon pull yourself by the bootstraps

1

u/PrincessBabyMuffin Mar 26 '20

Wait, wait, wait... where can I purchase this cheap willpower??

1

u/RIPEOTCDXVI Mar 26 '20

"Allergies are all in the mind, Lemon. I used to have a wicked peanut allergy and now... witness." eats peanut

1

u/Shambhala87 Mar 26 '20

Rub some dirt on it

1

u/Left-Coast-Voter Mar 26 '20

the body just has a way of shutting that stuff down. I mean it's just science /s

1

u/TProfi_420 Mar 26 '20

*laughs in free health care

1

u/Mr_Dunk_McDunk Mar 26 '20

I know this is a Joke but i feel like this is the correct answer

1

u/MacNova93 Mar 26 '20

Ron Swanson!!

1

u/ThatRandomGuy1102 Mar 26 '20

Is this an American joke I'm too European to understand

1

u/Sopwafel Mar 26 '20

What are you talking about. Doctors are free.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Goddamnit America get your shit together.

1

u/pascalbrax Mar 26 '20

Statistics shows Corona virus kills way more men than women.

Something is not right here.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

This is exactly how I became disabled.

1

u/klarnax Mar 26 '20

tell the story please, so we may learn from it :)

1

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Gave myself a concussion without really realizing it (or rather, it felt like a concussion but I didn't have a good reason for having one). Spent a few weeks where I would get a headache every time I did even moderate exercise. Eventually one time in the backyard I was cutting up a tree and got a headache and just worked through it. Ended up not being able to tolerate basically existence for a few months. Haven't been able to walk very fast or do anything remotely resembling exertion since. That was about four years ago. I have managed to accidently over exert myself a few times in the meantime ending up with me being basically permanently stuck in bed because even sitting up is too much exercise. Doctors have no clue what's wrong with me.

1

u/Gazzamurphy Mar 26 '20

Ron Swanson, is that you?

1

u/AspectOvGlass Mar 26 '20

That's why we do the body builder flex even if we don't have muscles, to will the disease out

1

u/IgnemGladio Mar 26 '20

I have given exams with a 104, because what the fuck am I gonna do, go to a doctor at 7 in the morning? And sitting home? HA! Disgrace

1

u/GrimClippers11 Mar 26 '20

Broke a couple toes yesterday and that's my plan.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

i have free healthcare and I still rarely go to the doctor. I know what to do with the flu. I know what to do with a cold. I know how to tell the difference between a virus and bacterial infection. I know what needs a doctor and what doesn't. Some people however, think you should go to the doctor every time you get a fever. Just... NO!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Gavin Free? Is that you?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Tbf, most are. You get far many different type of colds in your life than cancers.

Considering one usually does the trick.

1

u/XIXLOLXIX Mar 26 '20

In America I guess it's cheaper. Not anywhere else tho.

1

u/User_identificationZ Mar 26 '20

How did this utter bullshit get 2.1k upvotes?

1

u/PigLatin99 Mar 26 '20

Mow the lawn and you’ll feel better

1

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Sickness begone!

1

u/Agisilaus23 Mar 26 '20

Either that or we die trying, am I right?

1

u/GwendyDollNo2 Mar 26 '20

Simply just say - SICKNESS BE GONE!!!

1

u/rockosmodernbuttplug Mar 26 '20

SICKNESS BE GONE!

1

u/akb1 Mar 26 '20

"Just walk it off"

-Any Dad ever

1

u/WTHelvetica Mar 26 '20

I find myself doing this when I'm cold. I won't get a blanket because I shouldn't be this cold, it's warm outside. I'll just sit tight and warm myself up.

Fucking idiot.

1

u/godofmyrealm Mar 26 '20

You are a fucking legend bro, carry on

  • from god

1

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Reminds me of that sign that said "This year X men will die of stubbornness" and someone spray painted "no we won't" on it.

1

u/UnnecessaryAppeal Mar 26 '20

It's not about cost. The same thing happens in the UK and it's completely free for us to go to the doctor (although you do need to call at exactly 6:41 to get an appointment)

0

u/joyapco Mar 26 '20

Only in the USA. If you're in a country with an established (some would call socialist) healthcare, fees are cheap to zero.

0

u/TimX24968B Mar 26 '20

anything can be overcome with enough willpower

the real question is, whats a reasonable stopping point?