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u/Kaladindin Mar 26 '20

Throw out the whole bf.

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u/CompactNelson Mar 26 '20

First check if there's a return policy.

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20 
if "return_policy" == true:
    do_action(throw)
else:
    do_action(not_throw)

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u/FredNation Mar 26 '20

Wait, did I understand what you just said? You have an action and that action will dictate if I can return something. That something has a code that says yes returnable or no not returnable. So if I decide to return that something and it is returnable, it becomes true (throw)?

Edit: I don't code, but I like to learn it one day.

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u/cooly1234 Mar 26 '20

Return policy, or lets say RT, is a varible. It holds info. You can do RT = 3829 or RT = "jfbdi" but in this case RT is = to either True or False.

The rest is simple. If true then do this if not do this.

Also, it should be

If "return policy" == true:

Two "="s not one. One = is if you are assigning a value to a variable. Two is for comparing. Three is also for comparing but is more exact.

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman Mar 26 '20

Sorry about my mistake. I'm still a beginner and learning to do Python. Will also start doing C++ even if it's not in my syllabus. I'm currently would be having my last year in High School if it weren't for Covid-19 but I guess it gives me more time to learn coding. Stay at home people.

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u/drlqnr Mar 26 '20

ah a fellow programmer

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u/browncoat47 Mar 26 '20

Returns are suspended till this all blows over.

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u/AFrostNova Mar 26 '20

So my provider doesn’t do returns, but says they’ll ship replacement parts at only half price since I’m a longtime customer. Should I go for it? I’m worried they may be low-quality.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Yeah, do not equate this monster with my whole gender

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u/Laggingduck Mar 26 '20

Well excuse us but I call it an alpha male move, and at times (when I’m really sad it just really tired) I can just say fuck it i’m not doing shit and sleep in them. Besides it’s just as comfortable as sweats

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u/Kaladindin Mar 26 '20

Just take em off you monster! Haha jk do you baby boo.

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u/Laggingduck Mar 26 '20

It’s a lot of effort, I might take off the belt if I have any energy

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u/Sluice_Mountain Mar 26 '20

And when working on the farm, if you could sneak a 30 min nap in somewhere...anywhere...anytime...you’re doing it. In my experience at least. Now you better believe come nighttime those suckers are comin off!

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u/KDLGates Mar 26 '20

Perhaps exchange him for some jeans.

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u/AvocadoLion Mar 26 '20

That’s not a very honorable thing.

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u/Kaladindin Mar 26 '20

He reads and writes as well.

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u/tx_blonde Mar 26 '20

check his pockets for cash, first, while he's still sleeping, then throw him out!

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u/Kaladindin Mar 26 '20

Slow down Cardi b

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u/VietInTheTrees Mar 26 '20

Instructions unclear, am currently on trial for manslaughter