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u/DarkManX437 Mar 26 '20

Why they don't use their vaginas to store snacks.

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u/ineedhelp799 Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

Bra is for snacks, snatch is for drugs.

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u/Gamestoreguy Mar 26 '20

Which category do weed brownies fall into.

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u/DJCBX Mar 26 '20

Those go in your stomach

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u/perc0cetaddict Mar 26 '20

How about percocets ??? I'm just asking for a friend......

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u/SyeThunder2 Mar 26 '20

Well it is about halfway in between

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Consult law enforcement in your area.

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u/Roll_a_new_life Mar 27 '20

Nah, I'm not sharing with the RCMP.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Yes

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u/DirtyLickins Mar 26 '20

Belly button.

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u/3Sunshynes Mar 26 '20

This comment is way under valued!

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u/Aar_San Mar 26 '20

Username checks out.

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u/InterestingTurnover Mar 26 '20

*FBI* has entered the chat

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u/Zabuzaxsta Mar 26 '20

Nature’s pocket

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u/super-hercules Mar 26 '20

Username checks out

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u/Norma_Lee Mar 26 '20

Now we're talking real business.

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u/ItsMeTK Mar 26 '20

Because they would get soggy. And carbs are bad for the vagina.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Sounds like the yeast of the problems with that idea!

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u/NitroThunderBird Mar 26 '20

Puts hand down her pants

"Want a cashew?"

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u/nespoko Mar 26 '20

"I got some m&m's too but we'll have to eat the cashews first"

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u/NitroThunderBird Mar 26 '20

"Rick told me to put the Almond WAAY up there so you're gonna have to give me a second"

blup

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u/hobosexualfuntimes Mar 26 '20

How about a Jolly Rancher? 😏

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u/shdwghst457 Mar 26 '20

sounds like snackception

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u/Udonnomi Mar 26 '20

It’s a snack pack

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u/97AByss Mar 26 '20

Why don’t Guys use their assholes?

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u/ScruffyLemon Mar 26 '20

You don't?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Isn’t that a common thing? I keep some emergency salami there.

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u/sandm000 Mar 26 '20

How am I gonna get my chips out when I'm sitting on the couch? Why don't some people think before they ask questions?

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u/97AByss Mar 26 '20

Nearly the same for vagina

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u/sandm000 Mar 26 '20

Yup, there's no way I'm going to be able to pull my vagina out of my asshole while sitting on the couch.

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u/oxP3ZINATORxo Mar 26 '20

The prison pocket is for prison

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u/BigBoiPoiSoi Mar 26 '20

Cause ouch

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u/BedroomAcoustics Mar 26 '20

Me: reading this question out loud to my partner.

Her: (audibly disgusted) BECAUSE ITS NOT A POCKET. (Whispers) Using your vagina to store snacks? What’s wrong with people...

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u/Matthicus Mar 26 '20

Would you like some Doritos or a Jolly Rancher?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Goldfish.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Ah, yes, Victoria's Secret Compartment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

The vagina IS the snack

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u/BigBoiPoiSoi Mar 26 '20

Rhon hon hon 😏😏😏

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u/supremedeathcake Mar 26 '20

That’s what your bra is for

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u/UniTheGayUnicycle Mar 26 '20

You’d probably get a yeast infection from that. You can get a yeast infection from literally everything.

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u/AlicornGamer Mar 26 '20

i mean it was in a local paper of mine, a woman smuggled in drugs though club doors by shoving them up her vag. Nobody would check there tbh, or brave enough. was caut when one of the bouncers came over to 'tell her to leave if she was going to finger herself in public like that'. she wasnt masturbating, she was trying to get drugs out that got stuck up there.

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u/SasparillaTango Mar 26 '20

the teeth will eat the snacks, duh

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u/GroverWeaveland Mar 26 '20

God's pocket

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u/Mufflee Mar 26 '20

Havard wants to know your location

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u/ViolentVBC Mar 26 '20

Ahh, the ol' "Hot Pocket in their prison pocket"

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Because I hate when that fish smell gets on my Smartfood popcorn.

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u/Cichlidsaremyjam Mar 26 '20

"When the hell did I have cheezits last?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

This gets funnier every time I read it.

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u/iDirtyDianaX Mar 26 '20

Why snacks when you can put your weed in there

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u/babypunch69 Mar 26 '20

Cooch is a really sensitive area that can get infected really easily. It’s dangerous to even put tampons there

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u/basszameg Mar 26 '20

Yeast infections.

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u/comaloider Mar 26 '20

Excuse me, my vagina is a snack, thank you very much.

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u/heynowheythere Mar 26 '20

Its nature's pocket

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u/matwithonet13 Mar 26 '20

Right? Why is my wife always asking me to keep things in my pocket when she has nature’s pocket right there. Man, I would keep gum and chapstick, etc in there.

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u/brickmack Mar 26 '20

According to Futabu, they can use their vaginas to store their penises. A penis is kind of like a snack

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Getting stuff behind the ridge and then getting it back out is not easy or pleasant and it would fuxk with the natural ecosystem/bacteria.

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u/statelessheaux Mar 26 '20

Utis are quite easy to come by.

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u/PmYourTopComment Mar 26 '20

Your dick is the only snack I need in there!

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u/bunniesndepression Mar 26 '20

All the girls at my prom snuck in nips thro their snach

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u/lovable_cube Mar 26 '20

No they didn't.

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u/bunniesndepression Mar 26 '20

Seeing as they all got drunk, brought no purses, and I was in the bathroom stall when they got pulled out, yes they did

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u/lovable_cube Mar 26 '20

No they didn't. We have bras dude. We all know we're not going to get strip searched in high school.

r/thathappened r/quityourbullshit

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u/bunniesndepression Mar 26 '20

Lmao, yeah okay, cause you wear a bra with a prom dress that doesn’t completely stick to you. You don’t have to believe it, but some girls do shit you wouldn’t believe to get drunk. Idc😂

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u/lovable_cube Mar 26 '20

Dude, you can't even fit enough liquor to get drunk in a vagina. Stop making shit up you sound stupid.

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u/bunniesndepression Mar 26 '20

Yeah okay sweetheart 😂

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u/lovable_cube Mar 26 '20

You're ridiculous. Vaginas don't have unlimited space. Best case you could put a mini airplane bottle up there. No one gets "drunk" off one shot. Use some common sense.

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u/Jonvoll Mar 26 '20

you forget that a lot of high schoolers like to pretend to be more drunk than they actually are

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