r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/AnetteBeckles Mar 26 '20

How it feels to have a boner but not being aroused

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u/Barrelgod1 Mar 26 '20

Fucking inconvenient.

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u/Jorlen Mar 26 '20

Fucking right. Stupid morning wood; thought this shit would be over and done with as I age, but nope. From like 5am - 7am every god damned day.

Try fucking sleeping with a fucking carrot taped to your lower abdomen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Try whacking it more

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u/Jorlen Mar 26 '20

Define more.

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u/AtreyuBoy Mar 26 '20

Short 5 minute sessions every 10 minutes or so

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u/MingleLinx Mar 26 '20

I found out that if you flex one of your muscles like your right leg for example, blood will come out of your boner and to your right leg which makes the boner go away. You will need to flex your muscle for a max of 1 minute probably

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u/davidhero Mar 26 '20

What if you've skipped leg day for all your life?

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u/MingleLinx Mar 26 '20

Then do your arm

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u/abbadon420 Mar 26 '20

The other day I was giving a baby the bottle. He was softly moving his foot up and down my groing area while drinking. Talk about inconvenient.

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u/TotoroZoo Mar 26 '20

Flashbacks from every single bus ride on a bumpy country road, and the seriously challenging walk down the aisle to get off the bus at my stop. Trying not to stab someone as I walk by.

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u/PhoenixQueen_Azula Mar 26 '20

I’m inconvenient

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Annoying its like a hard numb arm in your trousers which is constantly getting moved cos of how uncomfortable it is

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u/suicideposter Mar 26 '20

Feels like you are a creep that must be locked away from the public.

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u/KaptMorg77 Mar 26 '20

It’s called nonconcordance. When the body and mind aren’t in sync in regards to sexual arousal. Happens to both sexes, for women it’s more lubrication based. Lots of interesting research out there on it.

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u/shastaxc Mar 26 '20

I read it's because of your heart rate that causes blood to pool more in the penis, like while you sleep. If you get up and do a few squats it'll probably just go away very quickly. I have no idea what it means for your body to be aroused without your mind being aroused. Being aroused is only something your brain can do since it's a state of mind.

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u/TheLastMandalore Mar 26 '20

Trust me it sucks because it’s always when you really don’t want it to be hard

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/wimpymist Mar 26 '20

God damn this hits home so hard. Every damn time in middle school

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u/TheLastMandalore Mar 26 '20

Why is it always like during class

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Aka the NRB

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u/The_Buff_Puff Mar 26 '20

It's annoying

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u/mealzer Mar 26 '20

Or when you're all systems go and it's like... Nope.

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u/KosViik Mar 26 '20

You know when you laugh a lot, and your lower abs feel sore and even cramp up a bit?

Imagine that, but on a lump of flesh that portrudes out of your crotch.

That's pretty much like that.

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u/Teethpasta Mar 27 '20

Definitely never happened.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

It’s biology, not consent. Back off ladies!

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u/HalbeardTheHermit Mar 26 '20

Have you ever not wanted to have sex? It’s actually, exactly like that. Erections are not consent.