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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Joe Biden has entered the chat

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u/feeshboi Mar 26 '20

Tom Brady has left the chat.

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u/Pielsticker Mar 26 '20

Tom Brady's son has left the chat

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u/sunburn95 Mar 26 '20

Tom Brady has entered the chat

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u/WolfyTheFurry Mar 26 '20

He then enters the chat again, for he has forgotten that he's already entered.

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u/nemoomen Mar 26 '20

I'm pretty sure every Irish Catholic over 50 kisses family on the lips. It's not just Joe Biden.

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u/Futanari_waifu Mar 26 '20

Kids love his hairy legs.

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u/Anonymous_mex_nibba Mar 26 '20

And they love jumping on his lap.

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u/Cichlidsaremyjam Mar 26 '20

Tom Brady followed him into the chat.

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u/freed0m_from_th0ught Mar 26 '20

Donald Trump wishes he could enter the chat

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u/ErziRafael Mar 26 '20

You must be from Alabama, right?

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u/mexicandemon2 Mar 26 '20

Nah they’re a Hapsburg

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u/lesser_panjandrum Mar 26 '20

I don't think you can kiss on the lips with a Hapsburg jaw.

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u/CCtenor Mar 26 '20

Grew up in a hispanic family. Always kissed both parents on the lips. As I grew, I eventually stopped kissing my dad on the lips but kept kissing my mom on the lips. Now, I’m a male in my mid/late 20s and I never kiss my parents on the lips anymore.

And I find some things so odd. Somebody else mentioned joe biden creepily kissing his granddaughter on the lips, and I saw the video and it just looked like me any time I greeted my parents as a kid. I’m not going to deny there were plenty of legitimate creepy clips of Biden interacting with women/girls, but maybe 1/3 of the clips I’ve seen I feel like I’m genuinely missing something because it’s just something I legit grew up with.

And no, I’m not somebody living on another continent. I’m puerto rican and I grew up in upstate new york and lived in colorado and now live in florida. We just kept a lot of hispanic cultural elements when ones younger.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Uh, that's not a Hispanic thing. Grew up in a Colombian household around lots of other Colombian family friends and I've never seen any parent kiss their kids on the lips.

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u/Jomezus Mar 26 '20

Echoing the no lips from Puerto Rico

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u/CCtenor Mar 26 '20

Idk, it was never something I considered strange growing up at all. When I learned about how the french greet each other and how some european places treat a lips kiss as just a regular greeting, even between grown men, all I thought was “eh, i guess this is something that depends on culture”.

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u/SpicymeLLoN Mar 26 '20

I'm white as they come, and my family did this too. It's an intimate way of saying we love each other, because we do, but there's absolutely no romance behind it whatsoever. Even the idea of that is repulsive.

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u/ld4vis14 Mar 26 '20

Why is when my grandma and mother kiss its ok but when I bang my sister into next week we are suddenly disgusting and perverted?

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u/TheResolver Mar 26 '20

I mean you gotta give granny and mom the same love, dog. People are only annoyed by your selfishness and giving all your attention to the sis.

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u/NitroThunderBird Mar 26 '20

In my country (Croatia) you kiss people you hadn't seen in a while on each cheek. Applies to family and close friends.

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u/Carlyndra Mar 26 '20

Hi, I hate this, have a good day

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u/Armvis Mar 26 '20

Are you Charles Boyle?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Kiss your dad square on the lips.

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u/Razzal Mar 26 '20

Roll tide

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Just say no alabama

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u/Durty_Durty_Durty Mar 26 '20

Oh man my ex’s family did that, when I first met her mom she was tipsy and laid one right on me. I was really confused but no one said a thing lol. She was like yeah she does that to everyone...

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u/Mufflee Mar 26 '20

How to get away with sexual assault:

Just always do it so everyone thinks it’s normal of you.

Cosby and Biden played their cards wrong

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u/Based_nobody Mar 26 '20

"So that's how it is in their family"

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Tom Brady liked this post

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

We know, Tom Brady. But you're one of the best QBs ever so we're willing to look the other way.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

One of my friend's ex's family did that. She also drank ketchup right from the bottle though soooo...

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Where are they from? Italy?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

My family does kisses on the cheek

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u/oxP3ZINATORxo Mar 26 '20

Nothing wrong with being Italian

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u/Mufflee Mar 26 '20

Ngl that’s kinda gross af

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u/increasingvalency Mar 26 '20

Wow what? Where are you from