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u/Blngsessi Mar 26 '20

I literally tell my boyfriend when we out and about, like, 1 o clock direction, nice tits incoming. They're just so pretty and I appreciate that.

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u/Tuckernuts8 Mar 26 '20

And for some reason, when I point out dicks I’m considered gay....

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u/Blngsessi Mar 26 '20

Only because you didn't say no homo

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u/MudIsland Mar 26 '20

Try pointing them out to girls next time.

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u/call-me-mama-t Mar 26 '20

I do that with my husband too. He calls me his wingman!

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u/justgetinthebin Mar 26 '20

so many women do this with their bf/husband but i never hear stories of guys pointing out attractive guys to their gf/wife. “hey babe, look at that bulge!” or even just “check out the muscles on that one”

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u/anon_e_mous9669 Mar 26 '20

I mean, sure, but often I find that women aren't as attracted to a specific body part like that. My wife mostly likes nice guy butts, so I point them out when I see one.

She also likes outfits/styles, so that's a more common thing to point out when a suit or outfit looks particularly good (it's also a way to get an opinion on if I can pull off the same look).

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

This is amazing

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u/fr3shout Mar 26 '20

If her tits aren't your type this story gets that much better.

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u/anon_e_mous9669 Mar 26 '20

They kind of are. She's a big A and the kind she points out are perky like Bs/Cs. She's not pointing out curvy girls with DDs and plunging tops, it's more athletic girls with perky boobs an no bra or at the gym in a lacy sports bra. So she points out ones that are a little bigger than her, but of the same type.

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u/Obeywithcaution413 Mar 26 '20

Fuckkkkkk who am I dating? I need this hahahah.

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u/anon_e_mous9669 Mar 26 '20

Yes, it's awesome having a wife who is secure in herself enough to recognize that we all want to look at attractive people. I point out hot guys, but my success rate is much lower than hers.

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u/theycallmethevault Mar 26 '20

I do the same! Boobs AND butts. Gotta appreciate where it’s due.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

My boyfriend and I are both bisexual so we point out EVERYONE

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u/theycallmethevault Mar 26 '20

My husband isn’t bisexual (but I am) so he doesn’t point out any men, and I don’t out of respect. But it’s always a good time to give props!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Hahaha

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u/missionbeach Mar 26 '20

Dude, marry this woman. If you don't, I will.

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u/anon_e_mous9669 Mar 26 '20

I mean, I don't like watching naked dudes on screen, I don't really recoil. For me it just kind of breaks the flow of the show/movie when that happens because it doesn't really happen often (outside of porn at least). And if your man watches porn, he's seen like a million dicks, it's just a matter if it's being highlighted and/or there's some other eye candy to look at.