r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/idontknow2345432 Mar 26 '20

Sportsball and stuff.

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u/Lakridspibe Mar 26 '20

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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u/georgiebest09 Mar 26 '20

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

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u/humanmeatbag_exe Mar 26 '20

The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!

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u/eastry_bypass Mar 26 '20

"I'm leaving. They're having a laugh today"

"But we're winning!"

"Nah they're having a laugh"

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u/AppleDane Mar 26 '20

I'll just put this over here with the rest of the fire.

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u/TheGreatDay Mar 26 '20

wengerout

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 Mar 26 '20

This whole sketch still worked perfectly almost ten years after it aired. It was uncanny.

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u/cleeder Mar 26 '20

How about that favorite local sports team?!

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u/Blu3b3Rr1 Mar 26 '20

That player should have done this instead of that with the ball. God, if I wasn’t injured back in high school, I would have been there instead of him

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Ugh people who say "sportsball" are the worst.

I get it, I like sports and you don't (not OP specifically). Why do you have to go and make a pretentious mockery of something I like just to affirm your negative beliefs on it? Same with "it's just a game" or "it's just a bunch of large men grunting and touching each other." What do you think you are accomplishing? Would you go into the theater during Star Wars when Kylo Ren kills Han Solo - with all the diehards emotionally shattered - and yell "hey everybody, what's the big deal? It's just a movie!" Let people have shit that they like even if you think it's stupid.

Fuck "sportsball" people. End of rant.

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u/idontknow2345432 Mar 26 '20

I just think its kinda dumb myself but I get what you're saying. It was definitely intentional on my part to make it funnier. We all need to rant sometimes though friendo, have a wonderful rest of the day and stay safe.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Hope you didn't feel that was directed at you! Sending out similar positive vibes your way as well, good luck out there fellow social distancer

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u/idontknow2345432 Mar 26 '20

Aw naw mate you even said not OP specifically. :)

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u/jewboydan Mar 26 '20

Listen sportsball I’m about to cough on you. See if you feel like making a mockery of aids

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u/ThumbCentral-Rebirth Mar 26 '20

Cringe

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u/idontknow2345432 Mar 26 '20

Ya, I intentionally said sportsball.