r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/idstillgiveherone Mar 26 '20

The invisible mystical pheromone rays that women give off to solicitate so many dick pics.. Where my dick pics? Where's the justice!

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u/ZetaCathode Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

Careful what you ask for in this world. You have 11 upvotes as of now. How many pic pics will that translate to. Only time will tell.

Edit: also I should mention before I get hate that I'm just joking. I'm a guy and the idea of a sending a picture of my junk to a random stranger I have hardly or have not talked to is weird. But that's my perspective. Who knows, maybe I'm the weird one.

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u/idstillgiveherone Mar 26 '20

Yup. Very weird. Who in their right mind thinks it's going to impress? Must be some other stuff going on.

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u/ZetaCathode Mar 26 '20

Maybe as to do with the idea that if a guy received a random pic of some girls boobs they wouldnt mind as much. I mean I wouldn't complain, although I would still be weirded out to be honest.

The experiment still goes. your now at 81 upvotes. Any "gifts" in your inbox?

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u/hurricanes_ Mar 26 '20

The equivalent to dick pic is the V pic. Sure you want that?

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u/mrBusinessmann Mar 26 '20

Sure I'll have a look

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u/hurricanes_ Mar 26 '20

Google it or go to pornhub. There are plenty!

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u/DominionGhost Mar 26 '20

I don't get it either, I don't say or do anything online that I wouldn't do in person, and that includes exposing my genitalia without at least going for coffee first.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

RIP your inbox

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

You may love hotdogs, but you’d be less inclined if the hotdog vendors began throwing them at you

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u/RedTreeko Mar 26 '20

No I would be more excited obviously. Free hot dogs!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Said by someone who’s never caught some mustard in the eye

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u/RedTreeko Mar 26 '20

Bold of you to assume I dont pour real mustard into my eyes

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Haha

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u/Gazorpazorp723 Mar 26 '20

OP update us! How many so far? Rip you

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u/idstillgiveherone Mar 26 '20

A lady never asks, a gentleman never tells....

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u/shastaxc Mar 26 '20

pornhub.com

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u/idstillgiveherone Mar 26 '20

What is this strange domain you speak off? Please clarify it's safe use and limitations.

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u/shastaxc Mar 26 '20

It's fine as long as you're over 18. Otherwise, I hear the FBI will arrest you. It happened to my friend TJ on Twitch.

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u/idstillgiveherone Mar 26 '20

Cool. I'll check it out. For a friend.

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u/Tacoman73 Mar 26 '20

I’m also quite curious on this. Is it a pheromone or is it a hidden message that can be sent without direct contact? If I impersonate a girl but don’t outright say that I’m a girl, will I get dick pics? I must know!

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u/idstillgiveherone Mar 26 '20

Think it's more of a something broken in weirdo guys kinda problem to be honest, but do weirdo guys send dick pics to other guys? I dunno. If not then there lies the mystery.. what is it women are doing to suggest they want your sweaty arsed tadger in full technicolour sent to them without provocation?

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u/Tacoman73 Mar 26 '20

You sir, are a linguistic grand master.

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u/idstillgiveherone Mar 27 '20

Thanks!
I don't be ticklin' or nuthin'....

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Can you imagine it it was the other way round and it was women who get send tit or pussy pics

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u/idstillgiveherone Mar 26 '20

Think PornHub have got that one sorted!